Avery

first day on the job as a stock trader on Wall Street and I gotta be honest it did NOT go well

Happy international women’s day shoutout women who travel or whatever

Somehow I have 4 pairs of green pants, 3 brown, 2 pink pants and multiple fun patterned pants and yet no just regular blue jeans…when did I make this switch??? Do I not like wearing regular denim??

LET ME HAVE THIS IT WILL BE 2 YEARS BEFORE I GET THE NEXT BOOK

At the thrift store acting like a scared cat when someone tries to talk to me

Working on piecing together the plot of dragon ball from what my coworker has told me. My favorite part so far is that I know more about their toned abs then the actual plot line

Every time I clean my room I realize that it’s not that I don’t have anything to wear I just don’t have enough object permanence to remember what I have

And even better is when I get to educate them on an internet horror they missed out on and have them stare at me like ☝️😨

One thing about having been chronically online since I was 9 is that my 32 year old coworker can’t talk about anything without me knowing exactly what they are talking about

HOLY SHIT SNOOPY NOOO WATCH OUT

Okaayyyyy…🤨 well I’m literally engaged this is so awkward for you

Burnout revenge for today

I hope you have a terrible day

I’m actually allowed to joke about 9/11 because this is the home video my mom made while watching the news

Cat 🤯🤯

I will never forgive freedom of speech Elon Musk for banning me on twitter after I made a joke

How it feels to make a joke in an office full of boomers

A friar who is floating

Air friar be like:

They ran a Jesus foot fetish ad during the Super Bowl and I can’t even tweet about it

I have a tummy ache

Fuck those woke ass bitches on Twitter can’t even make a joke on that site man.