Hailey. 🍉

I hope Topic is alright. With that being said, can you imagine any other profession publicly announcing that you had surgery on your nuts?

no but actually 😭😭

“sources: james in marketing is out indefinitely after undergoing a testicular procedure” lmao

oh excellent

They’re sending troops to Miami to retrieve a videotape of Donald Trump being peed on by P Diddy

i heard if the government shut down for more than 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave

nikola topić got orchi before me??????

i love you blahaj

the thing about being staunchly anti gambling is that it will always put you on the right side of history

It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.

i really should be asleep weh

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

i just want a twitter-style website that isn’t run like twitter is it that hard

a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room ALT: a chimpanzee is standing in front of a door in a room

geography a bitch

nsfw honkai star rail fanart of evernight giving march 7th head while fingering her. march: A-Ahh- Evey- I'm close-!!

#evermarch

The internet made trans lesbianism possible before the world did. Before the bars, before the discourse, before the word T4T was something you could put in your bio without flinching.

Endless excuses for why the Democrats can't ever seem to do anything, but I've been in the caucus room.

The answer is simpler than you want it to be.

They just don't want to. They don't fucking WANT to do anything.

They're friends with the Republicans and those friendships are their priority.

I was an elected official for 4 years. I received *THOUSANDS* of death threats. I put my body between police and protesters that they wanted to attack.

You know what the "good democrats" did?

They gave the cop that attacked me a bonus and then primaried me out of office. I don't wanna hear it.

There is no punishment harsh enough for anyone who supported this genocide.

Every general. Every soldier. Every media cheerleader. Every Israeli politician who pushed it forward, and every American politician who sent them the bombs.

There's gotta be tribunals for this. Merciless ones.

KOIZUMI: and when was the last time you worked out?

KYON: we walk up that hill to school every day man

KOIZUMI: your upper body. do you see now, haruhi's spirit is restless. her desires exert themselves on you

KYON'S MONOLOGUE: i wanted to ask him why he was checking me out

i like using “cowboy” genderneutrally a lot. also the alternatives sound very unserious

bluesky: community moderation! we're all about community moderation! we want you to moderate yourselves! we are giving you the tools to do it yourself!

one of the biggest and longest running community mod lists:

didn’t end up going to engineering school but yet i’m still the next archimedes (overfilled the bathtub and only realized after displacing water over the edge)

And even more Aria #art

This bodega cat is so photogenic