Josh

9-inning MLB games lasting less than 2½ hours:

2005: 23%
2006: 20%
2007: 16%
2008: 16%
2009: 16%
2010: 17%
2011: 15%
2012: 10%
2013: 8%
2014: 6%
2015: 10%
2016: 6%
2017: 4%
2018: 7%
2019: 5%
2020: 3%
2021: 2%
2022: 4%
2023: 30% ⏰
2024: 39% ⏰
2025: 34% ⏰

Inspirational stuff right there.

Michael Jordan, smiling

When you're happily retired and just glad the FBI only fairly recently started investigating NBA players for illegal sports gambling.

Are we naming variants after Quidditch brooms now?

Been on the Josh bus for 54 years now.

He's gonna have the experience of losing to many of these clubs for the first time this season.

ANDRE THE GIANT "I don't like to speak badly of people. | have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."

Oh, I've lived in GA for over two decades. Eyes wide open.

What's going on here, @mlb.com and @braves.com ?

The masks, the weapons, the large numbers of them, it all SCREAMS self-loathing and fear.

He can just go to Cancun again.

Hey @scalzi.com, did I just catch a Caddyshack reference in “When the Moon Hits Your Eye”?

That is a very lovely obituary and gives a real sense of the kind of guy your dad must have been. As the father of a child with special needs, I know how important educators like your dad are. So sorry for your loss. It's an unmooring feeling to lose a parent.

This administration refused to allow a non-violent detainee hold his one month old baby. This isn't about security, this is about cruelty.

The angels are shouting "NORM!"

Like at Disney, we're gonna lean on Down Syndrome for once instead of it leaning on us!

One of my favorite signs summer is around the corner: the weird soda flavors are back!

Because that's what they think of people who need help.

Put it on the c.v. or it doesn't count.

U-M President Santa Ono lacked the stomach to stick around | Letters The University of Michigan is at a crossroads. As we begin the search for a new president, we must be clear-eyed about what kind of leader we need.

Ono goes to Florida to continue playing dead.

Woof

Twat

Don't make any mistake about the color of the hands in the photo.

It was probably greasy with Ryan Day's beard dye.

No. Workers are NPCs.

Tenured faculty at Yale apparently get the BEST drugs.

Surely you mean "a blessed fucking day".

The deeps pangs of jealousy I feel when someone tells me they're reading it for the first time...