@xorable.bsky.social
sf ((deejay))
if youre putting hand sanitizer when getting on the bus from cupertino to sf maybe you shouldnt go to sf
18.06.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just got back from France and the thing I was looking forward to the most was hitting that sf water. im being so for real
05.06.2025 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new pet peeve: asking to hangout on the weekend and then not disclosing your existing plans so i suggest something and then you say you’re not free like…
05.06.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0plink plonk
21.05.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did u do this?
21.05.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there should be a hetch hetchy appreciation day
15.05.2025 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1inquired because i seem to be missing 3 whole days of vacation in workday and somehow they managed to take away one of days away instead of giving me more 😭
#dunkedon
Fact 1: Use of oral rehydration therapy has been estimated to decrease the risk of death from diarrhea by up to 93% 😍. Shoutout SALT!
25.02.2025 22:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im trying to read more comics anyone got recommendations
14.02.2025 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ignorance is bliss is a top tier saying
14.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@dgberger.bsky.social am I posting enough for you - please don't ditch me
13.02.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was tryna go for every single SF Ballet performance but I think everyone is buying ballet tickets for Valentine's Day so I can't see Cool Britannia :(
13.02.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the SF ballet is so magical everyone should go
13.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the Logitech M720 is the most based mouse everrrrrr GET ON IT
13.02.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love having friends who are also djs because they dont get mad when u ask for track ID because we close like that 🤝
13.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we're screwed...in what world is this a small car?
12.02.2025 17:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we all had a busy weekend okay 😭😭
10.02.2025 07:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what are you using it for
07.02.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Minecrafting and tweeting (blueing) as if it’s 2012
03.02.2025 01:20 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0omg i have been playing so much minecraft recently
07.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0drinking a cup of milk because i accidentally left my milk out all day. god willing i will be fine because it tastes great
05.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new word jus drop
sozzy: im sorry but like wtf am i supposed to do
Example Usage:
Alice: why wont u pick up ur phone? i wanna TALK
Eve: im driving! sozzy!
only sent this to 45 people today
04.02.2025 22:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok and…
04.02.2025 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did a bomb hit your room
04.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0uncontroversial take: most music people think the grammys are full of shit
04.02.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mark my words plaid will be in shortly
04.02.2025 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the ss25 sandy liang collection is straight up bad. note to self sandy liang is not IT.
04.02.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does anyone wanna play minecraft soon
03.02.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0im trying 24 hours 🙈🙈 we shall see how that goes
03.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
