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🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani jaywalked in 2013! Must credit the New York Times and Twitter account @ReichWing1488 🚨

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and I've been stranded at Newark for three days. But at least I know that Harvard is going to have start hiring more conservative professors.

I supported Trump because I wanted fascism. Not because I wanted incompetence.

While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.

YouTube video by The Cars - Topic Moving in Stereo

Nooo — Roy Thomas Baker died. His production on the Cars’ albums is perfect. youtu.be/y5oPZFDci80?...

Where did Pope Francis go wrong with America's right-wing Catholic bloggers? For one thing, his celibacy was voluntary.

I'm just a poor country political historian and not some big city media fella, but it *does* seem like a slightly big deal that the leader of the United States presented comically faked "evidence" in the Oval Office to justify his power to disappear ordinary people into a Central American prison?

Brian Wilson, after working for 72 straight hours in a cathartic act of artistic wonder: 🎵boop boop banana bunch, boop boop banana bunch, love my sweet yellow friends, boop boop banana bunch🎵

Put due process on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang

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We wanted to understand the Constitutional arguments in favor of ending birthright citizenship. So we talked to three anti-vaccine Jeanine Pirro viewers at an Arby's in Toms River.

I converted to Catholicism a few months ago, right after I finished the Chronicles of Narnia. Here’s why I know more than the Pope.

Columbia is proof that appeasement doesn’t work. Harvard is doing the right thing.

CHUCK SCHUMER: I call, in very strong words, on Trump Administration to return Kilmar Abrego Garcia to United States.

CHRIS VAN HOLLEN: I went to El Salvador, and met with Kumar, he is alive.

Most of literature is up for interpretation and debate, except Lucille Clifton’s poem “the times” which is objectively the best poem written. That one is just fact.

when the sigur ros guy sang "achoo" 12 times over an aching and hypnotic three chord progression that lasted long enough to make a whole pot of macaroni and cheese...I felt that

The Romans crucified Jesus without due process. So why should we give due process to immigrants?

"Subject has no criminal history" would seem to contradict the "not a very innocent guy" line?

But I guess when you've been found guilty of 34 felonies by one judge and jury and adjudicated a rapist by another judge and jury, it's hard to assess the innocence of others.

We believe pollution causes autism. That is why we are gutting the EPA.

by Lee Zeldin and RFK Jr.

True facts are true

As a lawyer, I can tell you why Abrego Garcia must remain in El Salvador. If he were free, he could sue me for defamation and win.

by Pam Bondi

If the government won't fund my plan to populate Mars with my legion of illegitimate children, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

The Nuremberg Trials would’ve been a lot easier if Nazis had taken selfies at their camps

This is the kind of thing that, if true, leads to life sentences for treason

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

Rubio on X: Last night, another 10 criminals from the MS-13 and Tren de Aragua Foreign Terrorist Organizations arrived in El Salvador.  The alliance between @POTUS and President @nayibbukele has become an example for security and prosperity in our hemisphere.

Marco Rubio just announced 10 more people were sent to be imprisoned in CECOT. They were flown there from Gitmo to be imprisoned potentially for life based not on any crime for which they were convicted, but on unproven allegations of gang membership with no due process.

This is not lawful.

I'm a lawyer and this is correct. Straight line of "blatantly illegal constitutional end-runs to violate human rights" from Iran–Contra to Gitmo to CECOT paved by the only consequences the perpetrators suffering being more money, more power, and more prestige.