@davidjones.social.bsky.social
React software developer, corporate schmuck, and AI enthusiast. When not writing code, I'm learning to sew menswear or jogging on local trails. I also say fuck a lot. (He/Him) π³οΈβπ #DFW #ShortKing
I get it. You are pissed but hear me out. This is why Democrats are reopening the government.
09.11.2025 22:22 β π 538 π 175 π¬ 315 π 58I read this as "White Castle prices have dropped....." and didn't bat an eye. Yup - that sounds like something he would say and would put the full effort of the government behind resolving.
07.11.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey PatrioticBlond - stop gaslighting yourself. Donβt blame Trump for this mess. YOU enabled him. I donβt blame Trump for what is happening. This is on every single Trump voter. Heβs just doing exactly what he said he would do.
07.11.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we get someone to replace all the pictures in the Oval Office with ones that talk back like in Harry Potter? I think they'd have a few things to say!
06.11.2025 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His first action as mayor should be to rename the street in front of Trump Tower to "Barack Obama Street".
06.11.2025 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell NO! She's on a revenge tour against her own party. No one in politics should be on a revenge tour. It doesn't do anything for the people they are serving except themselves.
06.11.2025 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"I was just doing my job" won't be a valid excuse for breaking the law. If your employer directs you to take actions that violates someone else's constitutional rights, YOU are responsible for your actions. No one forced you.
05.11.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
05.11.2025 04:39 β π 5527 π 1015 π¬ 91 π 154Zohram Mamdani gave an amazing speech tonight. My favorite quote: β Donald Trumpβ¦ I have four words for you, TURN THE VOLUME UP!!β
#TurnTheVolumeUp #zohram
Hell yeah!!! What a great night so far!
05.11.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Verizon Wireless customer service is shockingly terrible. This weekend I moved my service over to Verizon and have had nothing but issues. Today, they issued me a bill over $200 for 1 line. After reaching out to the store rep, she asked me "how much should it be?" At this point...FREE!
05.11.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was today years old when I found out why I've had a crush on Steve Kornacki. Gaydar still works..woop woop! Taking applications if you can do a good Steve Kornacki impersonation...single and ready watch the election!
04.11.2025 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After a judge ordered Donald Trump to make SNAP payments, the wannabe king declared he will defy a court order and won't help people afford groceries.
Trump's message to 42 million Americans: eat dirt.
We literally have AI at our fingertips yet we still have to manually change the clocks twice a year. Make it make sense.
04.11.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really want to like this post but you've hit the magical 420 likes. So here's mine. π
31.10.2025 20:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fergie is making it hard to work today.
#CatsOfBluesky
Donald Trump: Best in Show
28.10.2025 22:56 β π 2371 π 679 π¬ 115 π 120We have a broken roomba as a President.
28.10.2025 18:09 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0How much do you want to bet that they are doing the same thing with Trump? Trump might be physically signing all his orders but how many times does he have to ask what he's signing? When will the truth come out that his cabinet is creating them for him and just handing him a stack to sign?
28.10.2025 15:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seth Staton Watkins
25.10.2025 22:50 β π 182 π 61 π¬ 5 π 8Kris and Dave
23.10.2025 22:29 β π 924 π 357 π¬ 48 π 30Quote from Naomi Shulman about nice people making the best Nazis.
I heard this quote from kris.and.dave from Instagram. Nice people make the best Nazis....couldn't agree more.
#resist
This went into an eye-opening rabbit hole I was NOT expecting. I just want to code and make nice things but I also don't want to give support to some of these projects now that I've dug into this post.
23.10.2025 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My βPresidentβ bingo card is shot. Didnβt predict renaming the Gulf of Mexico or turning the East Wing into a tacky ballroom.
New square just dropped: βRenames the United States to include his name.β
I agree, he's not a plant but he's in desperate need of good mentorship from his party. Naive is the best way to label him. He can get better at his job but he needs to step it up and quit being a pawn.
23.10.2025 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Part of me wonders if he would prefer to keep answering the Grijalva at every press conference instead of questions about the Epstein files or the shutdown. Maybe that is the angle here. Keep her story in the spotlight to keep the others at bay.
23.10.2025 14:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Define criminal behavior please? This little man is trying his best to sound intimidating but its not working at all.
23.10.2025 14:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#MakeAnklesGreatAgain
22.10.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If thats the cost of getting them out of here, I'll help them pack!
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