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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi

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Why does it seem that all the “Trump Girls” have Before & After pics?

09.12.2025 02:56 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 8    📌 0

He’s such a horrible human!

09.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it seems like the same people who want a holiday for Charlie Kirk don’t want one for MLK.

Weird.

08.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 47    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

BREAKING: Trump hints at naming Kennedy Center after himself.

“I think we could bring UFC and gambling to the Trump Center for the Cultural Arts and bankrupt it within a couple years,” the narcissistic fraud added.

08.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t quite put my finger on it, but it seems like the same people who want a holiday for Charlie Kirk don’t want one for MLK.

Weird.

08.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 47    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 0

I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure

26.11.2025 15:45 — 👍 237    🔁 44    💬 13    📌 1

whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail

01.12.2025 23:24 — 👍 397    🔁 91    💬 22    📌 7

The best way to avoid getting caught drinking on the job is by not going to work at all.

Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.

28.11.2025 14:12 — 👍 228    🔁 73    💬 3    📌 2

imagine being rich enough where you burn all 3 wicks in a 3-wick candle at the same time

02.12.2025 02:19 — 👍 62    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 0
Crash test dummies kissing

Crash test dummies kissing

Office romances rarely work out but I wish them well

26.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 308    🔁 56    💬 21    📌 1

If the Sep. 2 boat really had "narco-terrorists" on board, questioning the survivors would have been a way to learn about how the organization worked, where more drugs were stashed, etc. But this isn't a counter-terrorism campaign. It's a shooting gallery with helpless targets.

07.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 7188    🔁 1720    💬 257    📌 70
Please explain to me how only removing Juneteenth and Martin Luther King days from the free days at national parks is not racist.

Thank You.

Please explain to me how only removing Juneteenth and Martin Luther King days from the free days at national parks is not racist. Thank You.

#Pinks

Yet trumps birthday become a free entry day? Unreal ⬇️

08.12.2025 02:55 — 👍 997    🔁 381    💬 77    📌 0

He's acting like the Venezuelan fishing boats are carrying the Epstein files.

08.12.2025 04:00 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/amis...

08.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.

Any questions?

07.12.2025 20:37 — 👍 4867    🔁 2406    💬 436    📌 260
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I’m fucking tired of this asshole complaining about inheriting inflation from Biden. Anyone remember the post-Covid mess Biden inherited from him?!? Remember “supply chain issues”? Skyrocketing unemployment and inflation that he steadily brought back down handing Trump back a strong economy?

08.12.2025 01:20 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

I liked it better when racists had enough shame to stay in the closet.

08.12.2025 00:42 — 👍 52    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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The always classy Clemons!

07.12.2025 21:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

07.12.2025 20:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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MRI Results

01.12.2025 22:32 — 👍 521    🔁 117    💬 23    📌 18
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HOPE WALZ: “What world are we f*cking living in? I draw the line at Gus. You people are f*cking disgraceful.”

She says MAGA loyalists are now driving by their home and yelling “R*tard!” at her family and her special needs brother after Trump called GovTimWalz the R word.

07.12.2025 15:37 — 👍 6552    🔁 2477    💬 400    📌 292
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The quality of the wax exhibits at Madame Tussaud’s is greatly diminished

07.12.2025 14:56 — 👍 476    🔁 113    💬 53    📌 81
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Why does Kash Patel always look like he just sharted?

07.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1
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07.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This season, let's put Christ back in Christians.

06.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 99    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 2
A pet store. 
A white and grey cat sits looking forward with its nose sticking out a hole in the transparent cubicle it is housed it
Resembling Hannibal Lecter 
There is also another kitten sleeping on the right in a pinkish tub (bed) of sorts

A pet store. A white and grey cat sits looking forward with its nose sticking out a hole in the transparent cubicle it is housed it Resembling Hannibal Lecter There is also another kitten sleeping on the right in a pinkish tub (bed) of sorts

Tell me..

CAN YOU SMELL THE OIL,Clarice ?

(Venezuela war crimes)

03.12.2025 17:01 — 👍 95    🔁 30    💬 0    📌 0

What if, now stay with me here, what if the Venezuelan fishing boats have been trying to smuggle Christmas ornaments and presents to the United States and our government has inadvertently joined the War on Christmas?!?

06.12.2025 14:01 — 👍 45    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 3

I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money

10.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 403    🔁 155    💬 2    📌 2
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Is that Iceman?

07.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As long as they put his name on it!

07.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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