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Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi

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You can totally understand why his unloving parents sent the incorrigible brat away to military boarding school.

20.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 22    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Hide the ketchup again!!!

20.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart . ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .
20.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to think Trump’s not just pretending to be an asshole.

20.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“But, but… if they don’t let me run my tariff scheme to fill the Treasury’s coffers, where will I get my $10 billion payout when I sue the IRS?!”

-world’s biggest asshole

20.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

“Nobody’s better at being an uncultured, entitled pig than me!”

20.02.2026 16:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“I do make the first sex with Donald on Epstein plane.”

19.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never see many farmers visit him at Mar-a-Lago. Weird.

19.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The majority of farmers voted for him three times. He bankrupted 15,000 farms in 2025. Did they really think the leopard wouldn’t eat their face?

19.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 2301    🔁 787    💬 221    📌 55
Kawasaki: 'A monkey never cramps'
YouTube video by SPORTSNET Kawasaki: 'A monkey never cramps'

youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?...

19.02.2026 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He tries to be unpredictably stupid so you can never tell how stupid he really is.

19.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dan Koh: In the last year, this leader tried to take sovereign land unilaterally, use the justice system to jail enemies, & actively shut down independent media voices

That was Vladimir Putin—the fact that so many ppl thought I was describing Trump right now shows how much our democracy is at risk

18.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 3159    🔁 1065    💬 41    📌 40
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Uday and Qusay confess.

18.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 1405    🔁 445    💬 186    📌 37
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Trump: "Frankly, if these radical left lunatic Democrats would come and say, 'Please, help us, please,' we'd stop crimes all over the place. Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them because they're so bad."

18.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1237    🔁 305    💬 569    📌 434

Ain’t it weird how two real estate investors are negotiating a peace deal with Ukraine and Russia?

18.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 50    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

If you take medical advice from RFK, Jr. instead of your doctor…

You might be a dipshit.

18.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 119    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 0

BREAKING: Dictators around the world delighted that U.S. President is so highly corruptible and willing to take bribes.

“Just tell him he’s handsome and offer him a golf course deal or a golden airplane, and he’ll sell you weapons, nuclear secrets, or microchips,” one dictator added.

18.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 34    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, Trump doesn’t want Putin to release the Epstein files…

18.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure Donnie thinks he’s well-hanged!

18.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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In Trump’s politics, there is no quiet part In Donald Trump’s politics, there is no quiet part. Everything is intended to be said aloud for everyone to hear.

My latest: In Donald Trump’s politics, there is no quiet part. Everything is intended to be said aloud for everyone to hear. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/in-t...

17.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 634    🔁 194    💬 17    📌 1
Scott Pruitt versus the Environmental Protection Agency IBA Global Insight, June/July 2018 - President Trump’s environmental chief appears to be battling his own agency. Global Insight assesses an internal struggle at the EPA that could have dire consequen...

Wait? Environmentally friendly Oklahoma?!?! Whose former EPA director sued the federal EPA 14 times to continue polluting and then was nominated by Trump to lead the federal EPA to destroy the EPA at the national level?!?! That Oklahoma???

www.ibanet.org/article/41b5...

18.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

El Salvador, preferably.

18.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She’s cooked!

18.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you think Putin doesn’t have videos of Trump with underage girls via Jeffrey Epstein…

#YouMightBeADipshit

18.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

If you think Krispy Gnome is a good Christian woman…

#YouMightBeADipshit

18.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Add it in!

18.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think Donald Trump cares about you rather than his billionaire donors…

#YouMightBeADipshit

18.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

If you take medical advice from RFK, Jr. instead of your doctor…

You might be a dipshit.

18.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 119    🔁 15    💬 7    📌 0

Oh, there’s more. Was gonna try to get “You might be a dipshit” rolling à la Jeff Foxworthy.

18.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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