Amish Super Model

Decorative bathroom soaps...

Everyone needs them, but you’re not allowed to use them. THEY’RE FOR COMPANY!!!

They should invent exercise you don't actually have to do

My theory: Every neighborhood has exactly five zucchinis and they just keeping getting passed around.

Press: Sir, what are you doing up there?!! Are you insane?!!

Trump: Yes!!! Very much so!!! Thank you for noticing!!!

Hammer on nail... this man is going viral.

There not really against antisemitism, it’s just that they hate Muslims more than Jews.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Daily smile for today... ☺️ #bluesky

Happy Birthday!!!

FYI everyone still hates you because of that typo you made that time

"Does your dog bite?"

"No, it's worse... she judges"

Trump administration debating releasing transcript of Ghislaine Maxwell interview with DOJ, sources say | CNN Politics The Justice Department has an audio recording of the interview it conducted with Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell last month, and the administration is considering releasing a transcript of...

Sooo, Trump’s former personal attorney met with Maxwell privately and then she was moved to a luxury prison in another state. And now the administration might release the transcript of the interview. Wonder if she forgot to mention any names?

www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/p...

Press: Sir, why are you on the roof?!

Trump: It’s easier to spit on the poors from here!!!

Everyone knows that when your ratings are down, you stage an assassination!

Bet he could really make a splash on his new rose garden patio!!!

“Well, see, we had to cut food programs and healthcare because we’re looting the country for the ultra-rich who keep us in power.”

Do we have a jumper???

I want to speak to all your managers.

Time flies like the wind…

Fruit flies like bananas.

Judges Openly Doubt Government as Justice Dept. Misleads and Dodges Orders

So, judges no longer trust the integrity of DOJ attorneys who believe the administration’s policies supersede the Constitution.

“…especially to defend the policies and priorities that the American people have demanded.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/04/u... Judges Openly Doubt DOJ

Trump on his finances: "I ended up going to small banks all over the place. I was putting $10 million here, $10 million there, $5 million, $10 million, $12 million. I have them all over the place ... that's because the banks discriminated against me very badly."

White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite The White House has instructed NASA employees to destroy two major, climate change-focused satellite missions.

futurism.com/white-house-...

Who needs exceptionally high data quality on carbon dioxide distribution and crop health? Not Americans, apparently, willing to simply lay down and let Trump do whatever extraordinarily stupid thing he wants to do next.

Trump administration debating releasing transcript of Ghislaine Maxwell interview with DOJ, sources say | CNN Politics The Justice Department has an audio recording of the interview it conducted with Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell last month, and the administration is considering releasing a transcript of...

Sooo, Trump’s former personal attorney met with Maxwell privately and then she was moved to a luxury prison in another state. And now the administration might release the transcript of the interview. Wonder if she forgot to mention any names?

www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/p...

She blinded me with science! Well, Chemistry... Mace. It was mace.

AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?

ME: *points to my handlebar mustache

CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo

ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo

Who wore it better?

Be the reason I disappear under mysterious circumstances.

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

“your screen time this week” shut up narc