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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Honestly, I'm putting this up there with Ruth calling his shot.

One of the things that bums me out about getting rid of all these regulations is that in the short term, it'll feel to a lot of people like an improvement. They won't get sick & die until it's too long after this shit to know that's why.

Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot đoo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, »hich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…

“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

I will never not repost this

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I mean, even if I was on his side of things, I'd cringe at how conspicuously full of shit he is. Always

Yup, sure does!

Young chap has grit for days!

See what makes this country great is that anyone with a great idea and sufficient determination can make it big, regardless of the hardscrabble upbringing they may have endured.

Another self-made millionaire!

Didn't they just strong-arm SCOTUS to let them engage in racial profiling???

Setting aside that that gringo with the Minnesota accent thinks we're buying his identity as Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza...

Someone with voice analysis equipment could break this down. Even people who're really good at impressions can't fool that device.

I think that's the same place we collect the checks from Soros

Probably going around lecturing senior birds on the need for maximum physical fitness

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Creepy ass pumpkin…

This dude is so incredibly repressed. I don't necessarily mean sexually, but you can tell he just goes bananas after hours of acting like he's impervious.

Just knowing he tries to be Mr Christian while willingly engaging in evil all day every day means he's twisted.

Obviously a terrible person, but why does every picture look like his face was added with photoshop?

Trump: we will do project 2025
Harris: he will do project 2025
Public: oh that’s bad
Trump: I’m not gonna do it have never heard of it
Harris: he’s still gonna do it
Media: no one can predict the future 77 pinocchios

Part of our problem is we think ppl who are smart in one area are smart in all areas

Cronos is so cool!

Pope Leo, "Someone who says I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhumane treatment of immigrants, they're not pro life"

The hypocrites love them some plausible deniability.

"I'm soooo busy I haven't had the chance to watch what everyone on the planet knows about, which involves my boss"

I've read 2/3 of almost as many books as I've finished. Attention span I guess, but my wife will take however long is required to finish a book she hates. Can't quit.

Different strokes and all that

let the gourd times roll

New legislation just dropped

I hope the show's so good they quit their jobs on the spot

MIKE LEE: Russ Vought has been dreaming about this moment since puberty

MIKE JOHNSON: Russ Vought does not enjoy this responsibility

Never heard of this one--thanks!

One I think not enough people have seen is the Changeling (with George C Scott, not Angelina Jolie).

Thank you for your email. There is a temporary shutdown of the U.S. government due to a lapse in appropriations. I will respond to your message as soon as possible after the temporary shutdown ends. Please visit ED.gov for the latest information on the Department's operational status. Thank you.

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.

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Daddy didn't like their lack of unsubstantiated accusation