xXx Cozy xXx

I don't know how anyone can take a shower in like 5 minutes. How do you make room for cleaning yourself and your hair and dissociating for 20 minutes and arguing with shampoo bottles and pretending to be a water bender??

A small brown bunny sitting on a tiny planet made of dandelions greens. They are munching a flower.

Destroyer of Worlds

A yogurt parfait cup with granola on top appears to have a sad face formed by blueberries and a curved slice of strawberry.

woegurt

Big nut

a 2 panel meme. The top panel is an emoji style character grinning wickedly and rubbing his hands together, with the text "When the trail got marshy boardwalk". The bottom panel is a picture of a boardwalk trail going through some verdant marshlands

my wallet is not safe

Lady of Thorns

Mememememe. That's me frfr 💯

Knight Princess:

European Spa Company Therme Misrepresented Itself in an Effort to Expand Into Canada A Times investigation shows Therme, a European firm, exaggerated its track record in securing a deal with Ontario, and government auditors found that the process had been unfair and opaque.

The NYT just dropped a bombshell: a foreign spa company with one location and no cash landed a 95-year sweetheart deal—based on misleading claims and a secretive, preferential process.

This gov't was elected to protect Ontario. Do the right thing. Cancel the deal.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/w...

A medieval illustration showing two people pointing at a figure in the lower right corner who looks like he's trying to take off his chainmail but has gotten it stuck while it's over his head. The caption reads: "When I'm drunk AF and try to take off a turtleneck."

Same, medieval dudes. Same.

a woman standing at the edge of a cliff, wearing a long dress with a cape and holding a sword. text: done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

Where can I get some vegan yogurt up in this bitch?

my adblocker is a noble knight holding up her cloak to keep me from being pelted by the rotten produce of the common rabble

Needs: cool sword

the male orgasm is a myth, every "man" who's ever cum is actually a trans woman.

why does fortnite have a 10GB update daily??? Like I just want to play lego fortnite with my bestie sometimes

Don't be mean to children just cuz you can't control your own emotions

Ordo Mediare's scriptorium moment

girl keep the brunette thing going, you've done pink for 6 lifetimes already. IT LOOKED SO GOOD!

posting calms my gender dysphoria in ways science cant explain

POST POST POST POST brain worms POST

being resurrected so I can suck my killers dick.

GIRLY THINGS!!!

anime always on that freak shit (but like keep it up!!)

watching chinese communist propaganda

just taking a little peeksy into whats up over there 😊

I want pointy elf ears.

They let go a handful of people. Sucky! Finance reasons, I was told...

LOST MY JOB BITCH LETSGOOOO

(now I don't have to come out to those coworkers, silver lining? maybe not)

LETSFUCKINGGOOOO

give frieren a gun!

window shopping at the apothecary but in a queer way