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I figured. XD

16.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are all the goblins named hunbloom?

15.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ultimate friend shaped

15.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will never pass up an opportunity to plug my Nikya "Oops All Creatures"

13.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think people on the right need to start thinking seriously about the possibility of being chased with a shovel might be.... true.

11.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife and I also had this exact conversation. The only explanation is WotC surveillance.

04.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Editing Tappy for sure the weird one.

03.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know he got some style tips from @tolariancommunitycollege.com once

30.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wake Up Dead Man with Big Naturals

22.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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09.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof. Best of luck, shovel soldier.

09.01.2026 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sponges, or just filling with lots of sand?

09.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone start listening to the Magnus Archives?

03.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe it'll happen in 2026

01.01.2026 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Pockets x Swampthing

30.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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The tears over THIS DUMB FACE!

29.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Didn't they also threaten to do this in New York if Mamdani won and then he won and they.... just didn't?

27.12.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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25.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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24.12.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Innit?

23.12.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the beard, yes.
Masticated in his mouth? Doubtful.

23.12.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this just/mostly because of Jamie Lee Curtis, or are we all not haunted by Akroyd eating his Santa beard on the subway? No shame, I just want an accurate record.

23.12.2025 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need a playgroup of just OpenTabs guests to trauma bond over Commander or Cube.

It might not fix my mental health, but what's the harm in trying?

19.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like there's a French word....

17.12.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I take my Vyvanse so my brain quiets down enough that I can actually go to sleep.

08.12.2025 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had to think way back on the first four Commander decks I ever had.

07.12.2025 06:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

04.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anytime I pick up a pen that IS, ITSELF, the color BLUE and it writes in BLACK INK I become closer to the Joker.

02.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 116 🔁 5 💬 10 📌 1

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