Matthew Murphy

National Post reports today that in 1992 Mark Carney started walking across an intersection when the red flashing man had already started flashing.

“Green to Grey” Explores Environmental Impacts Through Short Fiction Reviewed by Lisa Timpf

Here is a review of the upcoming anthology Green to Grey: An Environmental Anthology, available April 1st, and available for pre-order now. My novella "Tio" features in this collection, and it gets a nice mention in this review. Check it out! www.theseaboardreview.ca/p/green-to-g...

I loved this movie!

🧵3/3

So together we’re stuck
With this off-gassing dump
The cognitive remnants
Of one Donald Trump

Safe from the plunger
It rose once it fell
And it’s left the whole building
Quite a stain and a smell

🧵2/3

Crapped out by a culture
That has a bad diet
(I speak not from above
Let me wearily sigh it)

But as a neighbour concerned
Over shared and bad plumbing
(Once you set a turd going
Back up it be coming)

🧵1/3
It's preaching to the converted here, but here is a repost of my post election tweet:

Well, after much effort
We’ve smelled and we’ve heard
That despite all that flushing
We’re not rid of this turd

There it is bobbing
All orange and smelly
And emitting a stench
That was formed in the belly