Secretary of Balloon Doggies

I am limited by the gifs available.

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Hmmm, are we sure she didn’t “earn” it?

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John Bolton, when he realizes Trump is going to attack Iran without him…

Believe it or not, I’ve discovered an even worse version of the “liberals are responsible of racism” argument.

I think the thing that puts people off of Vertigo is that the “mystery” is solved 2/3 of the way into the film and the last act is just Jimmy Stewart being an asshole to his girlfriend.

They stopped putting it into the cakes years ago (choking hazard) Now you just lay it on top of the last piece.

Trump being unpresidential.

He's just pathetic at this point. Beyond reprehensible and utterly pathetic. Embarrassing little weasel of a man.

Classic.

I’m going to start using this argument back at conservatives. “You kept calling me a communist, so I might as well seize the means of production and execute the oligarchs. Sorry, but this is really your fault.”

I recall hearing that the inner circle of authoritarian regimes are usually a bunch of “Mean Girls”, each trying to be the most popular in the leader’s eyes.

I’ve gone through this cycle many times with both Rand and his father. He’ll say something laudable about civil liberties, but then you’ll be hating him again by next week when he’s back to being an ass clown.

I have close friends I text maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

Notably, one of her conspiracies just involves people going door to door to register voters.

How many times do I have to remind people? You gotta brine that motherfucker for at least 24 hours before roasting!

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I didn’t realize they went under. Between this and Soup Plantation’s demise, it’s been rough on lovers of lower mid-tear buffets. Pour one out for my homies at OCB.

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As a middle aged, white male, this was the food of my people.

Hey, I played “Call of Cthulhu” once. Lasted 5 whole minutes.

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Trump’s unconstitutional scheme?

Four Caffeine free Diet Cokes? What kind of psychotic weirdo brags about drinking four Caffeine free Diet Cokes?

The world’s greasiest oligarch.

“Income tax is a crime against humanity. Using torture against my political opponents is cool though.”

To be fair, almost all my appliances were installed by Russians, because Russian immigrants dominate the appliance repair and installation industry in Southern California.

All the AI companies.

The Puppy Bowl gets about 13 million viewers.