@bilwithonel.bsky.social
I like my days sunny, and my art dark.
Respect, admiration, and apologies. You can demand all you want, but you'll never get or earn any.
31.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gen X - The younger generation is so soft
Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.
I want to get a table at a convention, bill myself as a Supernatural Investigator, and anyone who comes up to talk to me, ill just shrug and say "I haven't found shit"
09.09.2025 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes, you just have to draw it out of your system
21.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"If I wad the Devil himself, I couldn't have picked a more suitable punishment"
15.07.2025 11:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last night, I woke up at 11:11pm. I looked at the clock and said "I'm good, don't really need a wish. Someone who needs it can have it"
08.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot I have this app most of the time
03.07.2025 09:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bringing joy to the Joy Bringers
02.05.2025 09:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canadian Geese are the Orcas of the sky
27.04.2025 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Talking to someone yesterday, I said "there is no good reason to ever be anything but optimistic" and then immediately had an out of body experience and paintbrushed myself. I need to listen to me more often. Me is pretty smart.
15.04.2025 09:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tony Snark Returns (I still got it)
Them: I love singing!
Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.
Man, it's gonna suck when I get dementia.. I have such hilarious memories
23.03.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't own a Jeep.
18.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Working with a Gen Z.
Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"
And then he said, and I quote: "Hoyyyahh" with no trace of irony.
14.03.2025 09:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need a good 2 minute "ugly laugh" with various "laugh aftershocks" that happen sporadicly for the next few hours.
12.03.2025 11:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Socially resourceful"
04.03.2025 10:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All you have to do is be nice to people.
And its so easy to be nice to people.
Original location of Jim Jones' People's Temple... Drink up, kids!!!
27.02.2025 20:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haunt actors, the Many Haunts One Family gathering is TONIGHT!!
22.02.2025 13:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIPJDR
11.02.2025 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IYKYK.
10.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"We're running out of cravings/milkshake options!"
05.02.2025 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01 and 3 are DEI hires, obviously.....
05.02.2025 08:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll be visiting your beautiful country next month. Looking forward to Tim Hortons, and smoked meats. I apologize in advance for what is going on right now.
04.02.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So... no more time travelers on YouTube, huh?
03.02.2025 16:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.01.2025 12:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
AI animation always looks like it's walking through mud. Surely it isn't artificially intelligent enough to figure out normal frame rates
25.01.2025 12:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you trying to seduce me, Serendipity?
24.01.2025 10:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Friends' Day!
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