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03.02.2026 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Californication
03.02.2026 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Distorted Dr Phil
Somewhere in-between is Dr. Phil
03.02.2026 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I miss 15 min ago when I didn't know who Forgiato was
03.02.2026 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When AREN'T shitlibs mad at you?
03.02.2026 22:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know right??
03.02.2026 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will apparently said I'M HERE YOU FUCKAAS BITCH
03.02.2026 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus Junked Up Christ
03.02.2026 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Its funny that no one is talking about Gavin Newsom getting fucked by a dog lammo
03.02.2026 21:56 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 6 π 0PLUS:
-Despite their best efforts, @britculpsapp.bsky.social shows her enemies who's boss!
-Apparently @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social was even too sick for EPSTEIN!
-Straight to the Horny Gulag with @little-babushka.bsky.social
- @ersatzfusillade.bsky.social Herds Cattle and Sings Trail Songs!
Poople Weekly showing skip clocking Will
BLAMMO!
@badposter.lol Throws the PUNCH SEEN ALL OVER BSKY! What is he doing out of Boston btw!?!
SHOCKING: @breadedhamster.bsky.social leaks photos of California governor Gavin Newsom....DOGGIE STYLE?? Despite this, shitlibs are still promising their support!
the Unibomber shack
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
From the vaults!!
03.02.2026 18:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the guys who killed joan of arc
03.02.2026 18:04 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Why TF would you name a boat Samsara!?
03.02.2026 15:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Scumbag Stalin "INVITES YOU TO HOUSE PARTY GULAG"
03.02.2026 15:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Joseph Stalin as ScumbagSteve Text EATS DORITOS WIPES HIS HANDS ON YOUR CAT
03.02.2026 15:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not to date myself with such an old ass meme but Stalin is the ScumbagSteve of the group.
03.02.2026 15:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He had to shave from the lice.
03.02.2026 15:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tits.
I'm old fashioned.
HEY READERS! GUESS WHO'S BACK!
03.02.2026 15:16 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Omg is he STILL here??
03.02.2026 15:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tonight's issue!!
03.02.2026 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You guize think Lenin would be a top-tier shitposter?
I think he would.
BREAKING: Viewers of βMelaniaβ Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
03.02.2026 07:02 β π 923 π 189 π¬ 29 π 11I
Can't
Ejaculate
K-Hive
Gulag
Brigade
Vlad the They/Thempaler
03.02.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hold on.
You might be on to something here.
Armed squads of communists dragging rich white people out of their houses and into gulags.
I mean....yeah, lfg.
