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'Muscular Portuguese racing sardine' - Mr P Woodcock "You see things as they are and ask why, I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" stuartclennett.co.uk

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Make them take the test one room, direct them to another room for the results down a corridor narrowed by filing cabinets (etc) and have a colleague, not give way and barge into them as they walk between the offices.

07.02.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every 5 years? It would need to be supervised otherwise folks will just Google or use AI for the questions.

07.02.2026 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀒

07.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brake failure?

07.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's hope Fumbleside Police follow suit.

05.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.

05.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still the greatest list ever complied.

03.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

OP is clearly forgetting that when the milk round was a thing, so were separate greengrocers, butchers and bakers in your village.

05.02.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Z4 E86 (3.0 straight 6) and it also benefits from the aforementioned tune up quite regularly.

05.02.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because she's a Tory problem I imagine?

05.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She does it entirely on purpose. Hilarious.

05.02.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He thinks you're dangerous with knives. And then bought you some extra sharp ones? Riiight.

04.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lost me at "unchristian".

04.02.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like hubby is _actually_ working & doesn't want distractions. If you want music while you work, humanity has invented headphones now.

01.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're your own sex worker?

28.01.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dr Vanessa Saliba, Consultant Epidemiologist at UKHSA, said: 'Infections can return quickly when childhood vaccine uptake falls; elimination is only possible if all children receive two MMRV doses before school. Older children and adults who missed vaccination must be caught up. The NHS is making vaccination easier, including offering the second MMRV dose earlier at a new 18-month appointment to boost uptake and support elimination goals.'

Dr Vanessa Saliba, Consultant Epidemiologist at UKHSA, said: 'Infections can return quickly when childhood vaccine uptake falls; elimination is only possible if all children receive two MMRV doses before school. Older children and adults who missed vaccination must be caught up. The NHS is making vaccination easier, including offering the second MMRV dose earlier at a new 18-month appointment to boost uptake and support elimination goals.'

UKHSA responds to the confirmation from @WHO that the UK has lost its measles elimination status.

Read more from WHO here: https://bit.ly/3YZuOFa

26.01.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 34

Because it's working so well in the USA?

26.01.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody needs 8 grand cushions.

Nobody needs billionaires.

25.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please share. πŸ’”

25.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13442    πŸ” 8391    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 400

Turkey is disgusting? Nah, it's just been cooked badly.

25.01.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, police sirens.

25.01.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats on discovering the difference between luck and skill.

24.01.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fundamental assumption of scientific thinking is that the cosmos is understandable. This is an unprovable assertion; it is something that we must take on faith.

22.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Last year I rescued a grasshopper from a swimming pool that he'd mistakenly jumped into. Knelt down beside the little fellow.

"You have much to learn grasshopper"

22.01.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Anon, this is the single dumbest opin I've seen today.

22.01.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, what isn't true?

21.01.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do. The more the better. Which is therefore unfortunate that ours hasn't.

21.01.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No you're not, vile things

20.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am one, and I have no idea.

20.01.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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