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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.

Three people are fucking furious about this right now

how far is Davos from Dignitas

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

Blue Monday was a fun marketing gimmick until every single day became a depressing nightmare prison for anyone with a conscious or a brain.

So bluesky is the old twitter retirement home then? A bunch of people who used to enjoy twitter before the nazis and now spend all of their time talking about the good old days but also the nazis.

Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat

One word. Muppets.

Day 3667 of logging on every day to only see horrors: The horrors continue

A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”

just a normal guy with a normal brain doing normal things

Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Think it's about time we replace the words 'Breaking News' with 'You're going to want to have a little sit down for this one'

Why would I spend $75 on a perfume to smell like Donald Trump when I could just piss myself in a McDonald's for free.

If you ask me it's a pretty fucking weird country where speaking up against genocide is punished but supporting genocide is celebrated but that's just me idk

Elon Musk had to buy a website and a presidency to get people to talk to him.
Jeff Bezos had to invite 200 famous strangers to his wedding.
If you can go down to the pub with a few mates for a bit you are definitely winning here.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

It's definitely time to stop using 'Breaking news' and replace it with 'Fucking hell what now'

You may think you're not very good at your job but you probably didn't buy an election, buy yourself a job in government, did so badly that everyone on the internet bullied you and then got fired in 3 months so give yourself a break.

Sounds good let it die. AI is theft and laziness disguised as innovation.

Not sure about you but if I were JD Vance and managed to bore the pope to death with one conversation I'd probably start re-evaluating some things.

You can't even be a ketamine addled eugenics obsessed Nazi anymore damn the woke mind virus

Spotted in Paris

We have to live in this ridiculous nightmare future where the villains are in charge, people can live stream war crimes and bigotry is on the rise again of course everyone is depressed.

"What's your #WorldBookDay costume?"
"Hemingway"
"You're just drunk at 10am"
"correct"

JD vance and Donald Trump prepare to meet President Zelensky (2025)

Ah yes the bananas person did another bananas thing. The bananas person elected by bananas people whose whole thing was 'I'm bananas' and now people are surprised that he's absolutely bananas.