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Music blogger dedicated to unearthing unknown, unheard and unbelievable bands, Find my words at https://besttuna.blogspot.com/ Glastonbury Emerging Talent Competition Judge 2011-2025 and @freshnet moderator. Also write poems no-one reads.

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#vss365

In Honour of the Fallen

I dropped a brownie on the floor.
It’s wrong, I know, some ancient law.
But still I knelt, (I'll go to hell);
I ate that square right where it fell.

#brownie
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity
#poem
#rhyme
#poetry

07.08.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social it wouldn't surprise me if the story Badenich told is debunked in the next 24 hours making it even worse.

07.08.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Martyrdom
A batter-born
mudchant
of eggs & hope,
p
o
u
r
e
d
into a tin chalice
lined with unblessed parchment.

heat conducts
an orchestra of crusting;
then,
time to chill
to lo-fi beats.

My body offered
to be savoured
for I
am
brownie!
gone,
before the oven's
echo melts.

#brownie

07.08.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365 #prompt #brownie
Sweet, gooey, crumbly, treats – fresh from the oven. Just one bite? Gabe will never notice. Or another. And another. Until… uh-oh. The last brownie. I should save it for Gabe.
Munch.
Oops.
Well… I’ve left him a crumb.
Your turn to bake up some fun.

07.08.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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Blossoms of Hope Amazon.com: Blossoms of Hope: 9798391267515: Kellett, Jami Lyne: Books

A poetry collection with subtle reminders of your strength & your importance in this world. We are all connected~the wind blows, happiness flows & the sun sets on the horizon.

My new poetry book is available on Amazon, Kindle & free on KU.

amazon.com/dp/B0C1J7F561

01.08.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
rEB e L L I 0 n

their rules:
porcelain-scripted,
propped like half-price saints
on Lidl plinths.
then

W H U M P!

gravity

says

no.
they

f

a

l

l

into battered scraps
sharked-up words
blunt,
like warnings
tattooed
in invisible ink.

#rules

06.08.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As today's word is #rules I've broken the rules and published two versions of the same poem, wonder which one will fond favour?

06.08.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
rEB e L L I 0 n

their rules:
porcelain-scripted,
propped like half-price saints
on Lidl plinths.
then

W H U M P!

gravity

says

no.
they

f

a

l

l

into battered scraps
sharked-up words
blunt,
like warnings
tattooed
in invisible ink.

#rules

06.08.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Rebelli.0n
their rules,
made of reinforced
porcelain,
pedestal placed
when
dropped

from

a

height

b r e a k

into shards
of powerless
words
with sharked edges
that sting
but never
mark
the
skin.

#rules
#writerscommunity

06.08.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Oversassed

Last night's storm
snapped with sass,
slapped my face,
stole my hat.
Wind whist-
led
t h r o u g h
m y
r i b s
like I was a
ditched
gutter skin-flute.
Snarky rainclouds
rolled their eyes,
as if to say:
β€œYou should’ve known better
than to trust
the forecast.”

#sass

05.08.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Oversassed

Last night's storm
snapped with sass,
slapped my face,
stole my hat.
Wind whist-
led
t h r o u g h
m y
r i b s
like I was a
ditched
gutter skin-flute.
Snarky rainclouds
rolled their eyes,
as if to say:
β€œYou should’ve known better
than to trust
the forecast.”

#sass

05.08.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a river with trees and the words thank you so much ALT: a picture of a river with trees and the words thank you so much
04.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
Unpoem

[Start]
? //
( ) / no alphabet
- - - - (i am / am not) - - - -
::::: ::::: :::::

just a jolt
of unlanguaged
bone

[wet smell here]

skippp
ppping.
____

angel?
no, a firefoxed blink.

#angel

04.08.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
Philosophy

is an angel
on an arch
an archangel
?
or just an angel
on an arch
grounded,
watching
the doors
of heaven
close

forever
?

#angel
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity
#poem
#poet
#poetry

04.08.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Superstition

A
charm
dangles

like a
judgemental earring
you call it
luck
but
every tilt
of your head
sings a verdict.

I
watch as
your life
swings
on the hinge
of
m
a
y
b
e.

#charm
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity

03.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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barack obama is making a surprised face while holding a piece of paper in his hand . ALT: barack obama is making a surprised face while holding a piece of paper in his hand .

Wow thank you so much that means so much ❀️

03.08.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says so glad you like it in a netflix ad ALT: a woman says so glad you like it in a netflix ad

Thank you so much ❀️

03.08.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Superstition

A
charm
dangles

like a
judgemental earring
you call it
luck
but
every tilt
of your head
sings a verdict.

I
watch as
your life
swings
on the hinge
of
m
a
y
b
e.

#charm
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity

03.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

#vss365

The Twist

your scowl,
a bent coat hanger
in god’s throat
snagged on thunder.
it
drips
inked up
syllables
on
the
floor
of
a
grin
a smile reversed
like a dance glove
peeled off
to reveal
a
punch.

#scowl

02.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says thank you very much in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit says thank you very much in front of a crowd
02.08.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best goat based adventure story I’ll read today.

02.08.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bunch of cars are driving down a race track and one of them is saying `` thank you '' . ALT: a bunch of cars are driving down a race track and one of them is saying `` thank you '' .

Wow thank you.

02.08.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

The Twist

your scowl,
a bent coat hanger
in god’s throat
snagged on thunder.
it
drips
inked up
syllables
on
the
floor
of
a
grin
a smile reversed
like a dance glove
peeled off
to reveal
a
punch.

#scowl

02.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from blippi is sitting at a table with eggs ALT: a cartoon character from blippi is sitting at a table with eggs
01.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
A Jester’s Plans

Mischief slicks the morning's hinges,
a rustsmirk wind,
peeling plots like citrus rinds.

Today's itinerary?
A million snickering things
with bootleg wings, pockets full
of fire alarms
and a mouthful of pretence.

#mischief
#poem
#poet
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity

01.08.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat is holding a thank you balloon in its paws ALT: a cat is holding a thank you balloon in its paws
01.08.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Unseen Duet

Beneath the bricks,
a muffled hum
only I hear.
A little off-key,
but happy,
my last memory of you.

When no one’s watching,
I hum along,
eyes closed
and slightly damp.

#hum
#poem
#poet
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity
#writing
#writer

31.07.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365

Unseen Duet

Beneath the bricks,
a muffled hum
only I hear.
A little off-key,
but happy,
my last memory of you.

When no one’s watching,
I hum along,
eyes closed
and slightly damp.

#hum
#poem
#poet
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writerscommunity
#writing
#writer

31.07.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#vss365
Nightfall In Another World

An elm folds
the dusk like bruised origami.
Limbs mutter
brake-light confessions
to parked cars.
The moon licks oil from the kerb,
night hiccups through a strip-lit jaw.
In another world
a fox dreams
in a box
packed with memories of moths.

#elm
#writingcommunity

30.07.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon chipmunk with a red nose is smiling and waving his hand ALT: a cartoon chipmunk with a red nose is smiling and waving his hand
30.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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