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"ATTENTION MUST BE PAID."

19.05.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making bets with vendors is how you get free stuff

18.05.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The horrors persist, but I endure.

12.04.2025 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: hey, do you need a new diaper?
E: *immediately runs away* No! I hiding!

27.02.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had forgotten how hard rollerblading was on your ankles

22.02.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't have to drink the whole sea to know it's salty

07.02.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't need an occasion to have cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches

21.01.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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36 is nice so far

19.01.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go to bed & sleep there.

08.01.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone hears my son say "Mommy broken", it's not an astute characterization of my mental health but rather part of our process to get him to stop nursing and eat more "regular" food

19.12.2024 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I tell my brain that just because I didn't realize I ate both halves of my bagel, doesn't mean that I have to get another one so I can "enjoy it more" and that I'm already full?

04.12.2024 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go see a therapist.

02.12.2024 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My family members are not good go-betweens. If you want me to know something, tell me directly, there is only a 50/50 chance they'll remember to tell me or tell me the whole thing!

27.11.2024 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ariel from the little mermaid reaches towards the ocean surface while singing "part of your world"

Ariel from the little mermaid reaches towards the ocean surface while singing "part of your world"

Ross from friends looks sad and says "but I just wanna go home and watch my shows..."

Ross from friends looks sad and says "but I just wanna go home and watch my shows..."

Me: I want to be where the people are!

My family: but there are people there?

21.11.2024 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanted a quesadilla but we had exactly 0 tortillas, so I ate half a box of Ritz Bits (cheese) instead ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

19.11.2024 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure can!

17.11.2024 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For anyone who plays Pokemon TCGP, find me: 7434326000698714

17.11.2024 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's nice to be with friends and family

17.11.2024 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello brave new world

15.11.2024 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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