Samara

“[…]if they could”
Fortunately for the current administration, they’re unburdened by the weight of reality… or any complex cognitive processes.

Does anyone remember the classic "ICE vs The Viking in a Bathtub" sketch on Monty Python? Good times!

How about he strengthens rule of law and stops being a Kremlin buffoon if he wants to be less vulnerable to Russia?

I think it should be “The Offal Office”

I guess the corollary to “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” is “any sufficiently dumb society is indistinguishable from parody”.

I guess the corollary to “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” is “any sufficiently dumb society is indistinguishable from parody”

If we just stopped our demands like right before “right to exist”, we could’ve had a bipartisan agreement but noo, us far left trans extremists went too far, too fast and scared people by uh, [checks notes], breathing.

We ruined gay marriage and abortions with our outrageous demand to exist. /S

Does MAGA wear diapers and go to kindergarten too? They’re leaning hard into the entitled brats image

Peak intellectual discourse right here gentlefolk. Truly since the days of Aristotle the human mind hasn’t been graced by such an eloquent and nuanced discussion

Village yokel yells recycled Cold War propaganda at kids while shaking a bottle of whiskey.

If these asshats were defunded they’d be treated like your average conspiracy nut, ignored and/or laughed by most people.

Starmer more or less took an ice pick to Labour’s head and lobotomised the party. You’d need another purge to clean the party of the toxic sludge monsters this guy promoted. Only then maybe Labour might have a chance.

Deleted the previous post because the edit button doesn’t exist but we’re soon getting dislike buttons to feed the algorithm god. Oh the irony.

Ok, I have to give it to dudebros - their ability to misunderstand things and make them all about themselves is impressive.

They just can’t square it with the idea that people like this place because it does less not more “social” media. But it’s not like investors ever understood the products they’re investing in.

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

This is literally Holocaust revisionism and I would like people to see the memorial in front of the Reichstag to members who were killed by the Nazis the vast majority of whom were killed for being communists- each slab is a known member

I guess in his alternate reality, the “Judeo-Bolshevik” label didn’t exist and everyone was a closet Nazbol.

Except that Strasserites (i.e. the ‘anti-capitalist’ Nazis) also got the bullet. It’s like Hitler really didn’t like anyone left of the far right or smth.

Ah yes, the “We are defenders of women’s rights which means women get no rights and trans women no longer get to exist” argument made by the next wave of Real™️ Feminists: conservative white cishet men.

How much evil stupidity can our planet take before she ejects us all into space?

Omg, they tried to get chuds on HRT for teh lulz? Is there a source, please, for this so I can laugh at their dumb asses?

AOC To Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines: "Maybe If You Channeled All This Anger Into Swimming Faster You Wouldn’t Have Come In Fifth." Riley Gaines has turned a 5th place finish into a national conservative platform against transgender rights.

1. AOC scathingly rebuked anti-trans activist Riley Gaines Monday in the form of a single sentence.

"Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth."

Its part of a new wave of Dems being fearless on trans rights.

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Oh damn, just shared your article from the email newsletter before seeing you already posted it. Will link to it too, you girls are amazing 💜

Article title: <<AOC To Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines: "Maybe If You Channeled All This Anger Into Swimming Faster You Wouldn’t Have Come In Fifth.">> Article subtitle: “Riley Gaines has turned a 5th place finish into a national conservative platform against transgender rights.”

Burn so hard the water started boiling 🤣

Source: www.erininthemorning.com/p/aoc-to-ant...

I genuinely admire this. It feels liberating to move so lightweight and unencumbered.

Then again, I’m the sort who carries a pocket black hole in her purse to store the ridiculous amount of stuff I haul around

Luckily for him God blessed him with no brain nor conscience to encumber him

What’s the conversion ratio of crack:air of those leggings? 0.1g crack/m^3 air per square cm of legging?

I have a question: if I were to squeeze these leggings after taking them off, does crack start to pour out of them?

Sounds like a business opportunity here

Practical and useful programs in the service of humanity as always. Thank you @esa.int ! 💜

And my sympathies to your partners at @noaa.gov who fell victim to exaggerated cuts and job losses despite their critical contributions to the environment and our safety. Hang in there friends 💜

So, beauty can come even out of bittersweet pain. I hope she’ll find the person she deserves and I hope the same for myself.

As a trans woman, I always felt that there is no stronger yearning, no lust so powerful, no emotions as strong as those that a woman feels for another. Having to taint these pure feelings by a gender role I despised made me feel broken inside.

This woman redeemed me and now I know I am a lesbian 💜

I had a wild week recently with another woman I met on Her. Our attraction burned as bright as a magnesium flame and just as strongly burnt us out into panic attacks and that was it.

But thanks to her I got the courage to pursue sapphic literature, lesbian and queer bands and I feel so at home now

Yes, because Japan really needs “manhood compensator”-sized cars to cover its vast, low population density stretches of land.