PhliM

You could be forgiven for thinking Tories have always been awful racists.

Thinking of my late, great, mate Sam Kelly who always ate double egg & chips before our various shows together.
He told me he got it from Ronnie Barker (whilst working on Porridge) who had said ‘Double egg & chips makes you funny’!
One egg… not funny.
Brilliant!
RIP Sam 🙌 x

Just took a deep breath & went to look at X. It's an absolute cesspit of hatred & glee: one huge account after another blaming the Huntingdon attacks on immigration, with total disregard for information, evidence or the safety of those at whom they're pointing. The yearning for violence is palpable.

HMRC admits to not collecting around £500bn in tax since 2010 due to avoidance, evasion, error etc. Others estimate it to be around £1,500bn.

Poorest 20% pay higher proportion of income in taxes than the richest 20%, all by political design.

Inside Nigel Farage's £3m four home luxury property empire bought since Brexit The self-styled man of the people has amassed a property portfolio worth almost £3million since the 2016 Brexit referendum. Our disclosures come after it was revealed that the Reform leader is earning...

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Very little clicked

Seen enough, ref

It's incredible how quickly a man can make the journey from "Will of the People" to "Fuck these People".

Lords really are built different.

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Rules for wearing a remembrance poppy:
1. If you don’t want to wear a poppy, you don’t need to say anything about it.
2. If you do want to wear a poppy, you also don’t need to say anything about it, because that’s what the poppy is doing.

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

After a week of faffing around the @dailymail.co.uk have agreed to apologise. Here it is. Fingers crossed for fewer lies/smears dressed up as news in future

As another weekend of Barclay’s Premier League football gets underway, and a massacre is still unfolding in El Fasher, we cannot lose sight of the fact that the same people who are funding the slaughter in Sudan also own Manchester City Football Club.

It is a national disgrace.

Ditto Farage over here

A sensible autocrat never lets this be seen. Ever. And above all, *never* when about to immiserate one in nine of your population.

It’s not just bad politics (and already picked up as such), it makes people have to see - and that’s not something you want them to do.

This man’s constituents are being left behind.

‘I think we were so desperate to get out of the EU that at the time we basically came up with a very bad deal.’

Former Tory Brexit minister David Jones, who has since defected to Reform UK

#Traitors

And we all know plenty of people in parliament, of all parties, see this graph and think this is good.

The FSA @WeAreTheFSA FSA The Premier League's TV selections for Xmas and NY have finally been announced a fortnight after they were supposed to be. #NUFC's game at Old Trafford - the longest trip of that game week - has been selected for a ridiculous 8pm kick-off on Boxing Day. Thoughtless. Premier League @premierleague 16h Fixture amendments and matches selected for live TV broadcast in the UK from 26 December to 8 January have been confirmed 16:43 31 Oct 25 98.6K

Nothing says the magic of Boxing Day football like getting home on the 27th December.

Can you imagine if that had been an Imam posting about shooting white people?

They’d be arguing over the pros and cons of a whole life tariff.

#twotierjustice

Yes, yes I can. There'd be a mob of patriots (insert scare quotes if you feel they are necessy) beating down the door of the mosque.

#FamilyGuyTerroristColourChart

Strong Message Here - Deep Disillusionment in This Country (with Stewart Lee) - BBC Sounds Armando Iannucci and Stewart Lee find the sources of deep disillusionment in this country.

This week: Deep Disillusionment with Stewart Lee. Does what it says in the title. And then some. #StrongMessageHere www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

The queue for non Shengen passports at Corfu airport today. An hour and forty-five minutes to get a passport stamped, and they weren't even using the five EES machines! All thanks to that frog faced fuck Farage and his fascist pals dragging Scotland out of the EU.

"Watch her put that spoon right back in the pot when she's done…”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

Today our thoughts must surely be with Andrew, stripped of his royal titles and kicked out of his mansion. And those thoughts are:
1. Ha.
2. Ha.
3. Ha.

It’s a real shame that Rod McDonald will be out for a few weeks. Hopefully, Lucas Ness will continue to fill the void in the way that he did against Cambridge.

🔥 Excellent from Lisa Nandy!

"I've seen this before. When I was growing up in Manchester, my dad used to debate with Enoch Powell."

"What you're doing is trying to create fear and distrust and division, because that's the only way that you and your friends can thrive."