The Secret Reform MP

I can neither confirm nor deny we'd just come from a Wetherspoons working breakfast followed by a sing song of 'Knees up Mother Brown' outside Amnesty's HQ.

Only one of these thoroughbred patriots runs this Bluesky account.

It's time to take our country back. Get to your nearest cul-de-sac ASAP.

This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡

Rupert Lowe is a coward and a viper.

Lee Anderson has just asked Zack Polanski to hypnotise his boobs smaller

I'm barred, sadly

The Talbot, Blackpool.
The UK’s first Reform pub.

No matter what you order, you just get bitter.

@secret-reform-mp.bsky.social

Keir Starmer's immigration plans are pathetic.

When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.

REFORM FACT OF THE DAY

Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.

Easy mistake to make…

We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water.

We can either confirm nor deny reports Lee Anderson is secretly furious that he could potentially be upstaged by the poor man's Pecksniff

Most expensive and impossible tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party.... So far.

This is watered down anti-migrant rhetoric.

Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.

Qatar to give Trump $400m jet to replace Air Force One Gift raises ethical and constitutional questions as US president prepares to tour Gulf states

NEW: Reform are looking to the future, and when we form the next government we will be willing to accept luxury jumbo jets from all gulf states.

www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

It’s certainly impossible for me to think any less of her.

I would say 'tanks off our lawn, Yvette' but we drive Panzers.

Great to hear candidly from a Reform MP, I've been hoping that we might.

Isabel Oakeshott refused to perform mouth-to-mouth on Richard while he was choking on his own vomit, and nobody thought on the less of her for it.

Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool.

Reform will makes sure the UK retains tariff-free access to all hormone injected beef and chlorinated chicken from the USA.

For those of you asking why Lee sat on the allegations of Rupert's bullying until Rupert criticised Nigel, I'm afraid you wouldn't understand. This is 5G chess.

Patriotism too mate.

Don't get woke on me

Suspending people for bullying is woke, apart from when it is expedient.

Just to say, basically Lee's only job as chief whip was managing Rupert.

I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY IDENTITY

25% of our MPs have now been to prison for violently assaulting women.

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Россия - любимая наша страна.
Могучая воля, великая слава -
Твое достоянье на все времена!
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Предками данная мудрость народная!
Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!