Harrison Bateman

Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun!

I just know Kattigan and Wulferic are body swapped and I just can’t prove it

Me to my boss: I can’t guarantee productivity. And don’t even ask me about quality.

guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile

Charlie Day doing his Luigi voice in the new Super Mario Galaxy trailer sounds so much like @samseder.bsky.social and I can’t stop hearing it

The two party system is incompatible with democracy.

We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.

Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

Primaries for senators

Lord, you’ve got like 15-20 minutes to do a little lightning shit in the Senate, just saying.

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir

yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir

no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

i’m libbing out

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

The fact that I will be at a Marc Rebillet concert when they declare Zohran the winner, I may levitate out of my body

He voted for Cuomo. There is no mystery.

Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!!

So the current mayor is a crook. The former governor is a crook. The "beret dude" is a crook.
But you cannot find the spine to endorse the only non-criminal in the race who BELONGS TO YOUR PARTY, because he's a Muslim? A Democratic Socialist?
Or is it because he's making you look like a fool?

it’s really starting to feel like at some point we entered an alternative reality where everything got completely fucked up and evil

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

An amazing story of this decade was the ADL turning all its fire on Israel critics while tech companies dismantled their censors and Hitler-lovers came roaring back.

everyone is welcome and encouraged to resist fascism, to fight back

but we can’t just go back to Clinton/Obama neoliberalism

it wasn’t working then, it got us where we are now, and it won’t get us out

its so cool how you still see liberals saying "why are people trying to divide this country? there's no us vs them!"

yeah there is and the more you pretend it's not the worse its gonna get. they think you eat children.

my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract

a person is walking through a cloudy sky . ALT: a person is walking through a cloudy sky .

Watching Superman again and god, this scene just makes me cry every fucking time. Hope is so fucking cool. What a movie

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility