Manny Coulon

Ugh

Eek. There's a definite benefit to a chocolate Labrador

Wise dog. And lovely tiles

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Remember that viral story last week about Angela Rayner bulldozing allotments? Which even the allotment society somewhat debunked?

I looked into one of the sites and it’s wilder still: they are *increasing* the number of allotments, not cutting them. capx.co/angela-rayne...

Brilliantly bonkers but real story 👀🤣

Can confirm 😋

Good summary ☺️

Made a tiramisu ice cream. The recipe uses a bit too much alcohol I think (👀🤣🤣🤣) as it only just froze and I very nearly ended up with tiramisoup 🤣
Nonetheless, it's very, very edible 😋

Is that a spy greeting? 🤔👀🥸

Yikes 👀🫣
I guess it makes it less likely that the van will get stolen 🤔

Lovely. GradSprog is heading your way on the back leg of his interrail adventure with his GF. He's currently nearing Genoa on his way to Antibes, having come from Rome this morning

As long as treats are involved 😋😅

It's a beautifully accurate name

It's exactly two years since we first met this one and set off on the journey to adopt him 🎂
#dogs #labradors #rescuedogs

Awww. 2 years tomorrow since we first met Bear. The time really does fly

Lovely area (yes, I'm biased 😉). Loads of lemons, limoncello and linked to Rugby as it's the final resting place of William Webb Ellis

You're confused. Just think of the cats being launched out of the fountain 👀🤣

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

I bet

That's all that matters in the end. Hope you had a good evening

You must have a *very* itchy brain then 🫣

But only on the Mane Street 😉

Because printers are (and have always been) knobs 👀🫣🤣

My brain is going two ways on that: a particularly revolting sausage or a very intriguing dog 😳😅

Trez bean

Busy week! UniSprog has graduated, found a nice flat for when he starts work and is now off interrailing around Europe for a couple of weeks with his GF

Looks like you had fun

They're probably on holiday in Europe (and complaining about having to queue at passport control)

Hehe 🤣

Field of corn with rolling hills in the background. But what is that in the mid- ground just right of centre?...

Three pairs of roe deer ears poking up in a neat row above a field of corn

Ears of corn? 🤔🦌😅
When you get that feeling you're being watched...