Tits McGee

Father, you are abandoning me?

Rainfall radar of the UK showing a very heavy patch of rain over London

London is under there somewhere 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.

julius Bangojr 1 star Its 2:15 p.m. the owners wife locked me in and left. She did not look to see if the store was empty. This is not good. Dont want to move around just in case she set the alarm..

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

There’s a house on our block with a camera that actually talks at you, every time you pass by, to remind you that you’re being recorded, and that family is sitting on the world’s largest archive of my wife’s middle finger, in case anyone is looking for an art project

Oh

Never heard of this but that's a good cast and I trust your recommendation so will have a watch

My experience is that they often don't read a patient's notes properly

My mum is deaf and cannot use the phone, it is written all over her records and she still gets hospital letters booking her in for a telephone consultation, then I have to phone and explain *again* why she can't do this

A section of hadrosaur tail at the San Diego Natural History Museum, scaly skin impressions clinging tightly to bone.

Close up of dinosaur skin impressions clinging right to tail bones.

Paleontologists used to think that dino skin impressions required rapid burial, soon after death, to be preserved.

But now we know there’s not a single pathway to exceptional preservation, and desiccation often plays a role. Look at this chunk of hadrosaur tail, so dried the skin shrunk to bone. 🧪

Sky News feature headline ‘Strike threatens shortage of major crisp brands’ Dozens of staff at KP Snacks have voted to walk out, which could affect supplies of Hula Hoops, McCoy’s, Pom-Bears and Discos

Time to stock up on Pom-Bears and Hula Hoops (just in case)

Something compelled me to make this

Christ 😬

Oooooooooof

How did you find out - did the GP suddenly realise?

Imagine being a fan of him 🤮

I have one cup of strong coffee per day - if caffeine is bad for you then I'm not overdoing it, but if it's good then I'm getting a little bit of benefit

A couple of teas or coffees a day could lower risk of dementia, scientists say Findings suggest smaller cognitive decline, but US study cannot prove daily caffeine hit is good for the brain

Meanwhile...

www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

His house is so full of stuff - just in case

He makes me regret that I have eyes

Fill your boots

I mean you could give it a go at your workplace but I suspect your boss might have something to say

Can't blame my dad tbh, he is surrounded by fine food and wine and it costs about 2 Euros

My brother was like, dad it’s 9am

WhatsApp from my dad in the family chat When you have the urge for a bit of cheese with a glass of fine red wine, you could not do better than a piece of well matured gorgonzola with a glass of 2019 Taurasi! Even for snacks, quality should count!

A bottle of red wine next to a wine glass which is empty but has clearly had some wine in it and a cheese wrapper on a plate There is lots of junk in the background, including a can of WD-40

Things you can do when you’re retired - be on the cheese and wine at 9am

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

We has FIVE baby lambs & one has gotten HORNS 😹😹😹

I've just discovered that there's a scottish island called Unst and now I will always think of it whenever I hear techno. UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST etc

Throwback to my late dog, Elsie, attempting (hardly) to catch a ball

Oh, bless her

DinoCon with a more prompt response to academics complicit in sexual abuse than uh, the entirety of academia.

Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.