Tits McGee

AI slop sucks so much

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

this genuinely, for real, does make me feel better sometimes

every time you really land a joke, just remind yourself, "wow, all that money and Elon Musk still can't do that"

Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Recreated BBC1 clock circa 1991

BBC Two Northern Ireland clock

1970s mechanical BBC1 clock

1980s electronic BBC1 clock

It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer:
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...

Screen grab of Taskmaster where Nick Mohammed is walking towards Alex Horne. Nick is dressed like Dracula. Alex is standing next to a wooden wall with yellow gloves sticking out. There's a big puddle of water in the frame, and we can see Alex's reflection but NOT Nick's, because Vampires don't have reflections.

In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.

I will survive the coming civil war by waiting two days until these guys realize they have to get back to work to afford the $850 car payment on their lifted dodge ram laramie

10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

100%, those glasses have given you special powers

The best carbs, and that’s just facts

He was a very good, much loved cat

Littlebigwhale Look GIF Alt: Littlebigwhale YouTuber looking to the camera and to the side

Me trying to be cool:

a brown and white cat is walking on a brown floor Alt: a brown and white cat falling over from a standing position

First time at the gym in a month, mainly because I’ve been away catsitting and other reasons

My gym has some fancy new lighting

Some new faces I haven’t seen before

And a hot new guy who did the splits on the mat next to me

Me, trying to do my planks next to him:

My childhood cat's original name was Coffee, because he was the colour of black coffee

It quickly became clear he was not the brightest of cats, and gained the name Oddball

Which was shortened to Oddie

And then people asked if we'd named him after Bill Oddie

Custardy was right there!

This morning I used the handy "go to point" function of our robot vacuum to deliver toast to my partner in the living room and heard an "oh for fucks sake" in response

I would smash this with hammers if it did this shit anywhere near me

Love this very niche shop

Thank you!

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"Don't even think about getting up"

Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

A photo of a puddle in the woods, with leaves across the surface and reflections of the trees they fell from.

In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.

Gmorn 🙂

"A BBC journalist ran the image through an AI chatbot which identified key spots that may have been manipulated."

FFS

In answer to your question, I'd say probably a small tree with nothing on it that can stand being knocked over several times

Almost the cat's very own tree

Reminds me of the time I looked after two kitten brothers and everything was a target

My hair
My fingers
My toes
My ankles
My face
The zip on my fleece
My computer cable
My phone charger
My headphones
My handbag

I couldn’t relax for a second, they were so naughty

Also v cute

Which app is this?