RMD

I need to go back in time before I read that email and then forget how to read

The face//the scent

Truly just booked an Airbnb to do just that.

Bari Weiss is a fucking scourge

Am I somehow all of these gays??

Jocktober is almost over but my religion allows me to celebrate it year round so my DMs remain open, thank you.

Oh hey

Hello from hiding inside the set to do quick changes. My jawline came back so now I am obnoxious.

The way I would be an absolute menace if I looked like this

Two dream callbacks. Three insane industry meetings regarding my writing. Finally on the right path to having a trophy husband to buy a ptown house for.

Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.

I lived there for 18 years if you need recs!!

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Better check those empty cars for crime!!!!

I won wearbutchkweens on insta! We gotchu.

Need these shorts 👀

It would’ve been so easy to pull “our jeans have good genes” and show a bunch of people with nice butts wearing denim that fits perfectly but we had to do the dumbest version of the thing.

V thankful for access to two private pools right now. Damn it’s hot

Exhausted Pizza Bagel. This tracks.

I’m online in a lot of ways but not enough that I really understand Trisha Paytas can someone explain why she is harbinger of death???

All of my friends are ridiculously good looking and in shape which is a good motivator to go do cardio even though it’s 95 degrees and I’m already dying

Love that his defense is basically “my boss is nowhere near that intelligent.”

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I’m coming over for morning coffee and caftans and gossip.

Small silver lining: while helping a friend recover we have decided to watch The Bear and spend all day taste testing various ramens from the local Japanese market and I am so excited because noodles

So far in 2025 everyone I love is either sick or dying I would like a break now please

Also thank god for my gay trainer because he texted today to say “I feel like when I’m done with you it’ll be serving rugby player top daddy and I’m so proud of myself for that”

Happy Pride

Friend had to shave his chest for a role and the incredibly parasocial middle aged gays came out the woodwork to leave fucking INSANE comments and DMs. Over body hair. I need some of you to stop being so fucking weird.

The only exception to this rule is Mark Mackillop who actively works his ass off nearly year round as an advocate and fundraiser for BCEFA and is quite literally bolting all over the city to collect memorabilia to auction off. No wonder he’s got abs. Carrying the fundraising efforts is heavy.

Watching the in shape Bway Bares dancers fight for their LIVES in comments right now is admittedly a good distraction. Babes. I’m proud that y’all raised money! It’s for a good cause! But let’s not pretend that anyone average or GOD FORBID plus sized is included as anything more than a token.