Allie Wisnom

You know, if you’re not an a-hole, you get it for free.

They’re all actors hired to play govt officials. 🙄

Gen X just snuck Forever and The Headless Roommate into the back aisles.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Ah yes, 4 AM. I’m chilly 23 hours of the day, but at 4 AM I wake up on fire.

So wouldn’t it be perfect if appointing Gaetz was just the trap door to get rid of him? Have him resign and then not be confirmed by all the people he pissed off?
And “So sorry, Tulsi. I tried…”

Kuliʻouʻou Ridge Trail This trail rises almost 1,800 feet before peaking on the spine of the awe inspiring Kuli’ou’ou Ridge. At the top of the ridge you are rewarded with sweeping views of the dramatic landscape around you. The trail is steep and can be wet and slippery so best to be prepared for muddy conditions, as is common with many hikes on the island.

Kuliʻouʻou Ridge Trail on AllTrails
www.alltrails.com/trail/hawaii...

Right next door to my favorite Oahu hike - Kuliouou.

You know, I didn’t even like a Bloody Mary til my 40th birthday! See? I’m a life long learner too.

What should I even do here? I never had a Twitter account, so I’m lost. I’m hoping to not see any realtors advertising here, but I know it’ll only be like 5 minutes until someone’s posting their open house in Peoria.