Vitamin Ahole

I’d rather be autistic than whatever tf RFK is.

“I’m a Komodo dragon sweetheart, everything I do is dangerous” -my 9 year old. #kids

When I die, I have two wishes:
First, scatter my remains along my favorite trails and the creek where I grew up.
Second, please don’t cremate me.

I’ve been on cloud 9 with Kendrick’s performance but what I didn’t realize was so many people record themselves watching tv?

@steveinskeep.bsky.social has been killing this week. Thanks for making a bleak week, brighter!

Working on some protest art. Still work to do... but here's some progress. Videos on my insta reels. Insta @ danimoniqdesign

Assured by my child that I don’t need an umbrella because coffee grounds don’t melt.

Have the Christians considered Elon is the antichrist or no?

You know that scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles where John Candy is driving at night? Like, 7 minutes straight of wholesome chaos. I’m not ok with it, it really puts me on edge, but it’s hard to be mad because it’s John Candy.

He should wear a red suit and blue tie. More in line with the clown show.

Matt Gaetz will never be AG...maybe someday he can still be a real boy.

It feels wrong not say thank you.

#ChatGPT

RFK’s brain worms
Aliens in the ocean
No coincidence

#haiku

I weep for the future

Kid just read ‘apple pecan’ as ‘apple peckin’,’ and we laughed and laughed and it’s so cool to see the creation of unique family words in real time.

Benefit of the kitchen table clutter is forgotten Halloween candy bags

#audhdfam #shamepile

Well I'm fucked.

My household has been without a microwave for almost five years. #AMA #appliances

spicy and smokey
an aspiring grown up
I like dogs and cats

#introduction #haiku #hello #uncleleo

Still looking for the perfect #HalloweenCostume? George & Geraldine never go out of style! The famed Short-tailed Albatross couple is back at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge! ❤️ Freshen up on your Albatross facts to impress your friends at bit.ly/3Sm5lmY! 🪶