#ROC Lover

Trump releasing the Epstein files is about as likely as Dracula handing out garlic knots.

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Trump trying to distance himself from Epstein is like trying to outrun your shadow at noon.

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She now goes by Megyn R. Kelly.

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Does he have a twin who does an edgier self-help column? Maybe Wally Ackmann?

So "the check" will cover "the cost" of Congresspeople's insurance?

Talk then turns to AI and a slow Spectrum Wifi for poor app performance.

Highest return: get a pardon then sue the DOJ for the costs for defense.

The Ethicist | My husband was sentenced to 30 years in prison for defrauding homeless orphans on Medicaid. His lawyer says we should appeal, but is it okay to skip straight to mass-purchasing Trump crypto to get a pardon?

War with Venezombia, most likely - it's Friday.

Republicans also stood by Nixon until the bitter end, then deserted him en masse. I post this for those who need something to look forward to

Hey media, stop bullying women who refuse to marry Republicans Now the Washington Post has joined a campaign to shame women for having the bare minimum

“Supporting Trump is much like refusing to bathe, blowing your nose in your hands or farting loudly on purpose. It's a repugnant habit that makes you repulsive to normal people.”

Why most women don’t want to date Trump supporters.
www.salon.com/2023/11/28/i...

A story about Bobo meeting with Trump?

Chicagoans say their iconic Michigan Avenue retail district is called the Magnificent Mile. Donald Trump says it is called the Miracle Mile Shopping Center. As with most controversies, the truth may lie somewhere in between.

Democrats say Donald Trump molests children. As president, he's been far more likely to starve or deport them. Two Pinocchios.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Trump’s approval is tanking. Only 33% of Americans approve, down from 43%. Among Republicans, approval dropped from 81% to 68%, and among independents, from 38% to 25%. Don’t say, “It’s only one survey.” It’s every survey except Rasmussen.

Trump’s Department of War could cost taxpayers up to $2 billion. It would trigger a sweeping overhaul of signage, letterhead, digital systems, and other materials at military installations worldwide.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Remember when MTG was swatted and blamed the “violent left”? Turns out it was a couple of Romanian and Serbian guys who swatted politicians of both parties. They were extradited and one has been convicted and another awaits trial - Thomas Szabo and Nemanja Radovanovic.

Blinded by the money.

He's never driven so that's the only danger we don't face.

It’s unfair that Trump gets to sleep through his presidency and the rest of us have to be awake for it

Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake

Three of my neighbors were forcibly illegally detained over night by masked ICE agents who refused to show ID, my youngest kid died of measles, and I can’t afford to feed the other two, but at least I sleep easy at night knowing the damn Jew at the bagel shop has to say “Merry Christmas” this year.

Provincial Governor once the government is destroyed.

Is that a quote from someone (besides you?)

One can't golf AT Mar-a-Lago. Just hide and gorge there.