Revolving_Door_Admin

Let's see, the student claims they submitted every assignment online and you lost it, and you claim that the student didn't submit any assignments at all. Gee, I wonder who I'm going to believe?

The superintendent and executive cabinet will be visiting our campus tomorrow. Please act like it's a normal thing when you see me attempting to enforce discipline policies.

Sometimes I wonder how I come up with my words of inspiration for a post-observation meeting. Gems like, "Your bulletin board is not creating an engaging learning environment," can only come from those of us who were master teachers in the classroom.

The Back to the Future remake looks promising as Mr. Strickland finally realizes that Marty's tardy problem is the fault of his teachers. Rumor has it that Huey Lewis will be changing The Power of Love to The Power of Clear Learning Targets.

The original Elm Street script reveals that Nancy fell asleep and dreamt about Freddy because her teacher wasn't engaging her in the learning process. After waking, Nancy realized that there wasn't a CLT, ESLR, or Power Standard posted, which caused her to scream hysterically.

Rumor is that the original Scream script had principal Himbry reprimanding the teacher instead of expelling the students. The writers had to change it after realizing that there would be no Woodsboro murders if teachers did a better job with creating engaging lessons.

Not only will you be the life of the party, but you'll also get to evaluate other partygoers on their choice of costume without first disclosing the criteria on which they are to be evaluated.

Pro tip for future Revolving-Door Admins: Remember, when things go wrong, it's always someone else's fault.

The ass. sup. of curriculum, director of curriculum, and coordinator of curriculum analyzed Q1 BM results and don't understand why some students scored below average. Please create an intervention action plan so that all students score above average, thanks!

Great news! Contrary to what everyone is saying, our district's internal audit has shown that we are fiscally stronger than ever!

Your 15 years of coaching in the district definitely qualifies you as our next AD. Too bad the superintendent has decided to go with the new hire who has 3 years of assistant coaching experience.

If you don't know the difference between an administrator and a revolving-door administrator, then 1) you are the revolving-door administrator, or 2) you're part of my circle of sycophants sucking up for preferential treatment for scheduling.

Instead of researching the web-based apps suggested by teachers in the technology survey, the ass. sup. of curriculum has decided that it would be in the best interests of our students to renew our district license with Shady Software Company.

Sometimes I wonder how I come up with my words of inspiration. Gems like, "What are you doing to make your students want to show up on time?" in response to a question about the tardy problem can only come from those who were master teachers in the classroom.

The new VP of discipline has a very strong teaching background that spans two decades from 2019 - 2022. They'll be using their experience to create a schoolwide discipline matrix that has 0% administrative involvement.

This teacher didn't have to look too far to find a new job and, get this, is apparently much happier at their new school because, "I don't have to deal with [insert name of revolving door administrator]'s BS anymore."

The best part about leadership meetings is when Sycophantic DC takes the first two minutes of each meeting to praise and thank me for all of my hard work and dedication to the school.

Thank you!

$3,000 meals, $2,000 on chocolates: How FCPS staff spent $2.6 million in six months The financially challenged district’s expenses also included $3,300 for an ax-throwing event and $52,000 bill for the Galt House in Louisville.

People need to realize that the benefits of spending 2.6 million will help our administrative team figure out how to fix the 16 million budget shortfall, which will then filter down to our students.
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Wait, detention?
Mandatory detention?
Mandatory detention on a Saturday?
Me showing up on a Saturday morning to monitor said detention?
Clearly, my policy of voluntary lunch detention is much more effective because no students show up for me to monitor.

We've hired a PR team to spin the superintendent's questionable spending spree of taxpayer dollars into it somehow being about the students. Yes, the PR team is expensive, but our superintendent only deserves the best!

BOBODDY is a research-based, student-centered, synergistic system that will shift the paradigm of the self-contained classroom discipline model. Teachers must submit a BOBODDY matrix along with their annual goals.
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Two Mississippi school superintendents indicted on federal fraud charges It’s also unclear whether the defendants have a lawyer who could speak on their behalf.

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"... paid each other tens of thousands of dollars in school funds for consultant services that were never rendered ..." Wait, something shady between high-ranking school officials and a consultant? This has got to be a first.

To balance class sizes, I'm going to close one of your sections in your credentialed area and give you a section outside of your subject matter that you've never taught. Oh, and would you like to guess which section I'll be evaluating?

At the request of the superintendent, I'll be modifying the workout schedule to accommodate the new spring-sport coach by giving them priority to facilities over fall and winter coaches.

Please make sure to follow our SEL strategy of giving students a few minutes at the beginning and end of class so they don't feel rushed. Also, I had to give you a negative walkthrough because you weren't following our bell-to-bell instruction mandate.

Thank you for bringing data to our meeting as to how moving the department's copy machine to a centralized location will be more efficient, but I've decided to say no. Fun fact: had you just moved it and not said anything, I never would have noticed.

Helicopter Parent has assured me that their kid is advanced and doesn't need to complete the prerequisite to be enrolled in your class. Please differentiate your instruction to ensure the success of the student, thanks!

The parents of Superstar Athlete want to meet with all of SA's teachers. They'll be presenting their revisions to your syllabus that you'll be expected to follow in order to work around SA's workout schedule.

The new Chief Wellness Officer will be leading a series of after-school PDs on self-care and mental health. Any teachers caught doing anything to alleviate their workload such as grading or prepping will be subject to disciplinary action.