Landy Manderson

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

these two young white guys on IG go to an NYC restaurant each week to try food from a different country. they posted a video bringing together the owners of their first 12 stops & it made me cry bc it was simple & beautiful. just people from all over the world hanging & being pals. how it should be.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

A smartphone is on an end table. It's balancing up on end, and speaking, so maybe it's animate? This is unclear. SMARTPHONE: Hey! HEY! The phone is speaking to PORDLEY, who is trying to practice the piano. He looks up at the phone which is addressing him on its own. SMARTPHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I MISS you. I miss your nimble TAPS and SWIPES. PORDLEY: It's because you're a PORTAL to HORRORS! Nothing personal. It's just...you ARE a PORTAL. And there are SO VERY MANY horrors. SMARTPHONE: I'm a portal to EVERYTHING. Don't you want to see GOOFS AND SPOOFS? You LOVE goofs and spoofs! PORDLEY: I DO love goofs and spoofs. SMARTPHONE: I've got SO MANY goofs and spoofs. Pordley, convinced, reaches tentatively for the phone... HORRORS ERUPT FROM THE PHONE. Of course! Of course!!!

They're still out there. The goofs and spoofs. If we can only find them.

Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time

New acronym:

ai;dr

James Van Der Beek will always be an icon because of Dawson’s Creek (it’s the titular role!), but he was so good in so many things over the course of his career.

It makes losing him so young sting just that much more.

What it was like to be a bush at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance The bushes on the field during the halftime show became a meme after the internet found out they were actually human performers.

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl
www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

the bushes were people 😂

Says a lot how we all understand how and why this is overtly political.

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

NBC: Yeah, we aired Knight Rider, come at us

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

We have enough evidence for UBI in general that this policy should be a given. But the difference is, to understand UBI works is to believe that people are fundamentally good. And a big chunk of society is built around the belief, *must maintain the belief* that people are fundamentally bad.

A sketch I decided to paint. This color palette is my way of coping with being red/green colorblind.
#colorblindartist #spaceart #surrealism #whimsicalart #dreamart

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

❤️

Anyway - live your life so that when you die, not only does everyone, and I mean everyone, stop and remember you fondly but even the fucking dictionary stops to honor you.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I figured this was gonna be awesome and it did not disappoint. Y'all should do it again!

Oh no. No no no no.

What a literal genius. From Kevin’s mom to David’s mom and everything Christopher Guest to so much brilliance before and between. Truly a fearless icon of comedy.

This was an awesome discussion, and I'm so glad they streamed it. Also, bonus points forr the shirt!

That was just as awesome as I figured it would be.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

It is crazy that we are doing this to anybody but especially crazy that we do this, regularly and on purpose, to children.

Lots of good signs here, but I have to confess my favorite is a rebel alliance where they replaced the red insignia with blue and the Minnesota loon.

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

That's because they were good writers and would never have written anything as dumb as this.

MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵

#heliophysics #aurora

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though