Esben

drowning is impossible. your body is 2/3 water

Ukraine er Europas skjold og fortjener al vores støtte i vores fælles kamp!

Depending on the context, “birthday suit” is a conversation ender.

Excerpt from a Guardian story: "Norway’s head coach Magnus Brevik, assistant coach Thomas Lobben, and staff member Adrian Livelten were also banned for 18 months for their involvement in the scheme, which made the jumpers’ suits larger and therefore reduced their descent rate due to the bigger wingspan. One study in the scientific journal Frontiers found that every 2cm in suit size circumference reduced drag by 4% and increased lift by 5%. It said that a 2cm change in the suits was equivalent to an extra 5.8 metres in jump length. However Bild has now claimed that jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals. They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete. The newspaper quoted a doctor, Kamran Karim, who said: “It is possible to achieve a temporary, visual thickening of the penis by injecting paraffin or hyaluronic acid. Such an injection is not medically indicated and is associated with risks.”"

ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

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A computer made that ships loading plan and someone manually altered it, potentially having to manually cross reference containers by owner/colour, while adhering to loading limits, that is someone with a mission.
Brilliant

Tillykke, du er meget velklædt.

Bedste farvand at lære søspejderne at sejle i.

Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee

Jeg har set en video af en fanger skyde en sæl i hoved på 100m, fra en lille jolle der vuggede i bølgerne.

En sindssyg lækker menu.

For meget

Det er helt sikkert ikke banalt, og det kan garanteret ses i at det bliver svært at være kortfattet.

Jeg fik engang det råd at skrive hvad jeg har gjort i korte afsnit prosa, ikke hvad jeg kan i punktform.

Jeg synes det gør det lettere at fortælle en historie om hvem jeg er og hvordan jeg arbejder.

Looks like it’s peachy.

That’s fucking hilarious, I probably can’t afford it but how much is a small portrait in that style?

Civilian ships and crews are always innocent victims during wars.
This was no civilian ship, not an innocent General.

Jeg har aldrig send et eksamensbevis med en ansøgning, bestået er bestået.

Hope Ukraine mined the port entrance using similar crafts.

c,c,b,b,a,b,c,a,c,a

Fruen: En funktion hvor man kan vælge emner til/fra. F.eks SFO når man ikke har børn i SFO.

Alle, som i ALLE beskeder går ud til hele skolen, ja jeg vil bare se systemet brænde ned til grunden.
#jeSuisKontaktbogen

I met sleepy Joe in a dream.

Fødder
Bøtter
Flytter

Hvem af her?

Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Confession is no longer optional.

Den søde juletid for de børn med forældre, der har råd til at handle i butikker med eftertragtede samlekort. Børn uden kort kan ikke være med i legen. Så sidder de der og føler sig fattige og anderledes.
Hit med dine kort! Aflevér blev der sagt!
Jeg deler dem ud på min skole til unger, der mangler.