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there's a certain genius to coming up with excellent pithy terms that self evidently name the thing, and "you live here too" is right there with "complaining kicks ass," "posting sucks now," "corpse brain," and "the theory of chilling and hanging." sickos are inimitable

Bro your proboscis is hella meaty

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

i swear i have the worst drip coffee maker in town

this is what I see when I come in thru the garage

Probably the best single thing to come of being on Bluesky for me personally, has been discovering this podcast. Aside from @warrocketajax.com no other podcast I've ever listened to so perfectly captures and reflects my basic vibes. Hilarious and heartfelt shit from them, every time.

Hell yeah brother

man I love chicago

See both of "The Anime Sickos" performing live comedy in one week. If you don't go to this you are making the biggest mistake of your life

I just *love* these perfect men.

weird stain on the stair carpet

the hardish limit on screen time is the only thing stopping me from putting on Dragon Ball dude. it's not hard to follow, baby goku punches, kicks, and has his little dick out

kid pointed at Mario on his pajama shirt and said "Mario is SO sick." this is genetics, hard science

it is November 10 now. A circulatory system is walking through the kitchen. look at that fucker go

man I love chicago

the McDonald's by the chicago red line stop is cool because sometimes it's a Streets of Rage level

I just executed my first successful ki blast at the MCA Yoko Ono exhibit

I simply love to mutter JetBrains Mono

Being brought into the principal’s office and being shown that a bunch of 38 year olds on a website you’ve never been on approve of you punching a kid.

son, wake up. stop yelling. does that mean his corn body can be any shape and he chooses the bird each day

kid said Big Bird is made of corn. gonna need to sit down

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

my kid said he "wants to eat Bluey" calm down

best line read in Big Lebowski is probably Buscemi's "your phones ringing dude"

Folks: orc arms are long as hell. Hear this "and more" in our episode with @socialistshelf.bsky.social

pam bondi complaining that no one is talking about the DOW during The Most Evil PDFs hearing is funny

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."