The Beast of Eeklo

Eastbourne Town B Hastings Utd

Yer da’ goes to see French art house movies & shouts “it’s pronounced thin, with a th” at the very last frame.

The good news is, Southern Water are ‘sorry’ for allowing, yet more, plastic pollution onto our beaches in ‘the worst pollution event’ at that location.
So that’s ok then.

Sparks. Fantastic
TotP

Tuchel calls Anderson to the England squad. Couple of things.
1) he’s 43
2) not sure if that ball will swing much
3) surely it’s a deliberate handball each time he bowls
4)I’m not confident in the rest of the team polishing the ball properly

Can be in St Albans in 20 (if you drive like me)

Not Ponty land.

Stevenage is for you young man! Same county, 1/4 of the price. Can get wankered in The Old Town too. 👌

The Sandmen cometh (and Jenny Agutter so that’s alright)

Yep.
How long until the crystals in the palm & a chance to renew at Carousel?

People against digital ID
Will install ‘security’ cameras inside their own homes monitored by fuck knows who.

Of course, we promptly paid up, remained firm friends & have subsequently paid her mortgage, any tax liabilities & even thrown in a few, month long, 5* holidays. We’re not cunts

Should always look for extra nights, get your money’s worth.

In 1992, my girlfriend was given a company car. We knew 1 of her friends was struggling, so we decided to give her the old car. It was a Sierra, all good. 6 months later, she comes round waving a bill “that car you gave me, failed its MOT, I’ve got the bill for you to pay here” 😐

They can connect his catheter to it

I was once called “a drunken violent, mindless thug, a disgrace to decent society & a scourge on football” by a judge. An actual judge, does that mean I won something? It was 40 years ago.

Some of these will do it.

Collapsed lung, very painful, my dad had one once. Still, free morphine, still winning.

Same bloke was moaning his back was hurting I asked him about it, he said a spring was coming through the mattress on his bed. I asked, how long has it been like that. He said, I kid you not, “it started coming through when I was about 8 …,,, he was 55

Ha! Yep, I’ve seen that happen

A bloke I worked with, Trev, sat in the dark for nearly a year because he thought the light was broken & he’s tight. Mate went round & found out, in the dark he’d put the blown bulb back & put the new bulb back in the box.

Wait, train guards & drivers are heroes now?

But, surely, last week they were lazy greedy bastards who could & should be replaced by automation.

Seriously, make it make sense.

12 people killed by dogs in the U.K. in 1 year, between Feb 2024 - Feb 2025.

10 people (incl. 2 terrorists) killed in ‘terrorist’ attacks in U.K. in 5 years since 2020.

Just saying

20 years ago today we moved to Eastbourne.

The Psychedelic Furs in Bexhill last night. They were supported by the fantastic Xmal Deutschland. Great gig.

I’m going through my wardrobe now….. I suppose pvc cheekless chaps would be a small stretch

Fancy dress at the karaoke tonight. For my costume I’ve narrowed it down to 2

1) Fernando Pessoa
Or
2) Federico Garcia Lorca

There are many reasons why it’s better to live in the North. This is one of the main ones

Well, what you do in the privacy of your own……..oh, I see