Andy Smith

Well it got his name wrong to start off with.

Time for a new Olympic Event!

🎥 Brix, Bernoulli, Beaker, and Bunsen (retired) jump over cups stacked with increasing difficulty.

Paul coming back to work in shrinking s3e4 humming the Indiana Jones theme tune

I could not love a) the show or b) Harrison Ford more

When you say it like that its almost like it was the plan all along .

Good news: my pensions are going mental.

A mutoscope if you will . Woof.

Men with enormous moustaches walking over tower bridge.

Super8 in your days wasn't it.

I was going to say they look quite nice but having given it some thought I stand corrected. #orthopedicshoejoke

Go on. Keep asking him. That aneurysm is moments away.

"He'll now take a break before returning to football"

About 90 mins between the £100k cheque we couldn't afford to give him clearing and him stabbing his best mate Billy bonds in the back iirc

No volley vents?

Cricket bat. Tennis ball. Primary school chairs as wickets. Lots of running for the children, no movement for the teacher. I didn't make the rules Michael.

These commentators really arent arsed if these pulls off their tricks at all.

Things? When they were fun? Am I hearing right?

Thats magnificent

Each and every public information film each and every term.

That was assemblies.

We just went out and played Danish long ball when teacher was too pissed after lunch.

Did he have a name? Only ever seen him as 'economics teacher'

Ideal "woman" is 5'2 and 7 stone

Its Julia Donaldson's 'a squash and a squeeze' but with money not houses

Anyone? Anyone?

Starting to think the rosetta stone was just a big old list of wanky Egyptian cans and stuff

Oh

Petition: Invest in brain cancer and give rights – turn terminal into treatable Brain cancer is the biggest cancer killer of children and adults under 40, 87% with a high-grade brain tumour diagnosis die within 5 yrs, and yet it gets just 1% of the national spend on cancer.

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I'm very annoyed. my original thought on q1 was to plant my x on the border rather than choose a country.

#WhenTaken #724 (20.02.2026)

I scored 960/1000👑

1️⃣📍170 km - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇184/200
2️⃣📍86.7 m - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
3️⃣📍186 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇193/200
4️⃣📍440 m - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
5️⃣📍3.6 km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
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England win the curling

UNCANNY . He's definitely his father's son.

One cant pull it off without the beret but ok then 'ooh Elizabeth, one's cat has done a whoopsie on the carpet'