hank the tank

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

I'm deeply privileged to grow up around people who were capital w Weirdos

I have a friend who had a full set of corset piercings down her back and another with a full back scarification so I, with my tattoos and face piercings, am on the very low end of the weirdness scale. At the party house where I basically grew up, there were actual circus freaks & clowns

One of my other friends (who might read this, hello) used to get waterboarded and have waterboarding contests. One of my OTHER other friends got magnets implanted in his fingertips so he could feel radio and microwaves.

One of my high school friends invented a game where four people get into a car, one of them sprays a bunch of pepper spray in the car, and whoever stays in the car the longest is the winner. They called it Spicy Car.

A.F. Branco political cartoon of a red airplane with a hammer and sickle labeled "Mamdani" flying towards a gray building labeled "NY City"

folks, he's done it again

Screencap from Inglorious Basterds wherein the SS officer notices the British Soldier holding up 3 fingers, which indicates he is not German.

"NY City"

How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

After a solid month I have squeezed all of the dopamine out of DON'T TAP THE GLASS by listening to it DAILY. I'm just gonna set it aside for a couple months but it's still my favorite album of the year. GIVE IT A LISTEN.

Having brainstormed a lot of answers I can now say that what I am doing with my wizard money is "Baba Yaga house but real and just for me"

Inverse multivitamins that remove all your Vitamin C or whatever

I would start an experimental breeding program for jumping spiders, specifically for their size and loyalty, until they are as large as American pick-up trucks with the temperament of golden retrievers

Make a giant boulder out of glued-together wads of cash, and then crash it into a skyscraper (that I also bought) just to see what happens. If nothing happens, burn both down.

We're going to invent Coffee 2

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

not only art that doesn't have a soul but art that somehow has a negative quantity of soul, like a singularity that shoves other art into it, purely execrable

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.... 15m A surprising number of people say a great outcome from social media was meeting their spouse through Twitter. Until today, I was clueless about Twitter being used as a dating platform. Sophie Michell @sophiemhi... 20m I asked my husband out on twitter, as was the custom in 2010 scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.... 20s thats cus u get no hoes cus ur broke and chopped

I've had a cold and just now got my hands on some Vicks Vaporub and boyyyy I am BREATHING IN 4K. I AM SMELLING COLORS. My sinuses are 120FPS WINDOWED FULLSCREEN

Leonardo Dicaprio pointing at his TV in a sign of recognition

Leviathan @l3vlat4an X.com Greta Thunberg donned a keffiyeh with an "AUTISM" T-shirt that included an image of a skeleton dual wielding automatic rifles before she left on her flotilla. What do you think she was trying to convey with this t-shirt? AUTISM

That she's cool as fuck?

light blue gatorade is the best one canonically like there's not even a choice there. but pink gatorade is climbing the ranks. just had some today and hoowee boy. that is some gatorade

Printout of Medscape website. diphenhydramine + clonazepam: diphenhydramine and clonazepam both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + methocarbamol: diphenhydramine and methocarbamol both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + quetiapine: diphenhydramine and quetiapine both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor. diphenhydramine + melatonin: diphenhydramine and melatonin both increase sedation. Use Caution/Monitor.

I have a cold & was weighing Benadryl vs Claritin. Looked @ the interaction checker to see if I could take Benadryl w my existing stack of meds. The answer is "clinically, you will be Partying"

Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo ••• iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch. • •• slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins? iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m Define mind goblins. slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com mind goblin deez nuts? bitch

darth TM@darthbluesky.bsky.social • 8h once a day be able to delete some one else's post Conrad Hackett • @conradhackett... • 9h If you could change one thing about Bluesky, what would it be? Gretchen S Bolanos @gretchenbolanos.b... • 15m So you want to take away people's first amendment rights once a day?

screenshot of ranch simulator with trees, rain, and alan wake in a pink utility vehicle with a trailer attached. there are some partial buildings and ranch detritus in the background

i played ranch simulator and when i had to make a character i didnt want to make myself (boring) so i made alan wake. then the ranch turned out to be in the rainy pnw so i feel like i made a really good choice. welcome to alan wake's american ranch

Absolutely. The science is very clear on what the right steps are for pediatric medicine. I'm glad to see you're doing your due diligence to not listen to these stupid fad ideas.

Manifesting everyone getting extremely Sued By Tylenol over this