ham stroker's ejacula

Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.

A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:

i know i would've THRIVED as an ancient philospher. math, arts, history, fuck yeah. let me live in a barrel, jerk off all day, and then be sassy towards Alexander the Great

it's very "jack of all trades, master of none" -core. i wish i could make a stable living off of just being a curious little guy who is interested in everything and likes talking about it. instead i'm forced to get a degree and get a degree while the clock is ticking

sometimes my amateurish passions for linguistics, history, archaelogy, anthropology, geography, biology etc make me wonder why the FUCK i'm studying math & computer science. i mean i really wanna be a teacher but my passion for math & computer science are under academic pressure, unlike the others

thinking of the etymologic connection between the words Bennu (mythological bird), phoenix (also bird), phoenicia (the greek name for the ancient region), and poenic/punic (the roman word for carthaginian).
you see it all has to do with the colour purple, and thus with the humble tyrian sea snail

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Drawing of a pigeon with pink smoke emitting from it’s body. It’s face a dark shadow with glowing eye

Love a completely average pigeon
#art

It was a really nice week though

I went to Tenerife this summer, it was very nice, especially the Loro Parque and the Siam Park, but there were sooo many drunk, sunburnt and rude British people - it was also the first time I in my life I ever saw someone actually wear that one specific kind of eyebrow makeup. You know the one.

Rando: "Communist!"
Zohran: "It's pronounced 'cyclist!"

Zohran is so good at this.
#Zohran
#NewYork

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

Fullbody illustration of the female Time Mage from Final Fantasy Tactics.

🕓
#fft #finalfantasytactics #art

ラムザのこの服が1番好き
#FFT

親友
#FFT

you can poo, and you can poop.
you can pee, but you can't peep.
kinda fucked up if you think about it.

Doodle of a cat in a "turkey leg" pose, leg sticking out.

When cats do the turkey leg ❤️

yeah, legends arceus is great - have fun with hades! i'm looking forward to hearing your takes on tictacs - it really is SO good!

In Dissidia Duellum via SQEX: "Kain is skilled at closing gaps during battle with his 'Jump' attack."

While calm and collected, and at times curt, deep down he cares for his allies. He can often be seen on the top of tall buildings, scouting monsters and scoping out his next destination."

Launching a new social media platform where, in addition to upvoting or downvoting a post, you can also topvote, bottomvote, strangevote, or charmvote it. Each of these options DOES affect the Algorithm, but exactly how is not publicly documented, leaving users to puzzle it out via trial and error.

Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.

Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/

Twitter user @fltchrr "We need a pride flag for unemployed people" reposted by Twitter user @rainfxllen with the tiers meme format.

Fuck it we ball 🖊️🦑

Yeah, I've got one of those cursed rings that fills your mind with blasphemies and compels you to betray all you know and love, but it's on so many layers of ruinous schemes that it's kinda lost the plot. I honestly think it just does shit at random and claims whatever happens was according to plan.

Moral panic In 1907, a Catholic priest in Michigan declared teddy bears to be "horrible monstrosities", which by supplanting the "good old dolls" would cause girls to lose the urge to nurture babies, leading to declining birth rates among the white population and race suicide. The suggestion attracted widespread but short-lived attention.[18]

via teddy bear article

float like a butta dog sting like a salami lid