HP Fuckcraft

I saw the words super set and closed it x

I've seen a male toilet before, he looked quite ill though

It was so good

I'm seeing this tonight and I'm so excited, I have no idea what it's about

No there's a very different reason

So what you're saying is they'll grow in Stephen Milligan's back garden

Mine is based on will tbf

Wait I should probably post these on my alt too shouldnt I

I then took another one after the barman gave me something to clean my lens with

Latex gloves, tank, kilt, socks and some lil horns to top off the outfit

Everything a boy needs

Took a very lubey bathroom pic at the rubber bar crawl on sat

I mean she must have been sweltering in those latex gloves and leggings under the wedding dress but cuntyyyy

Watching Another Simple Favour for the plot (cunty outfits)

i constantly think about this post

AND PLEASERS.

All the perverts having their bags flagged leaving Berlin

I'm sorry to whoever owns the hotgirl666@gmail.com address but I use it to access all public wifi now

Sorry the physical intimidation was an accident please scratch that from my text please

Je telephone a la police Celine dion meme

Soooo "funny"

Considering I have waited 4.5 years to give evidence at an academic misconduct investigation about a person who uses physical and verbal intimidation against colleagues this is quite funny

Like i get that phds are hard but you didn't even stay in academia there was no publish or perish you have been dishonest for no real gain other than a single chapter in your thesis

Been trying to recollect data for a preprint and the phd student who did it 110% cherry picked data and fiddled with a load of shit to make it all look good for their thesis

Arm flex lift selfie

Doing my silly little movements while the world burns

The gym is shut and I took a pre workout

Gym feat. my shortest shorts

LLMs will have us all using the Futhark and I for one welcome this development

Current goal of this evening: figure out how to say "OOO.... bananaaaa" in an aussie accent

I can tell when the adhd medication wears off cos I start talking in an Australian accent again

Can't wait to say that I think the Royal family should be executed during a biochemistry lecture and scream FREE SPEECH when the press gets hold of it

When I grow my beard out they just pop out if I comb it 🙃🙃🙃

In absurb hirsuite news, picked out a thick beard hair I could see after shaving, it's about 4 follicles stuck together from a single pore 🙃🙃🙃

Here it is next to 2 regular hairs and then after I split it open