Jake Boss

Duolingo doesn’t understand the Pandora’s box it just opened.

Oh so nobody wants to draft alchemy lorwyn.

I have the Mickey. I should save you some money and not say this, but there’s a DVD player.

You should go see Send Help. It’s a really fun movie and it’s way better with a crowd.

Something about a shared facebook profile says he's on his last warning.

I have a theory that the Cha Cha Slide is probably the best possible alarm clock. Will report back with my findings. Thanks!

If drawing a card is worth one card, what's tutoring up a basic worth?

The patriots really need a board wipe.

Something about Lorwyn is all the little freaks

Pogo song of Jeff Probst

I’m so sick of having a rule 34 conversation before every game.

What do we think they're going to do with this upcoming R&B announcement? I really hope it's a TLC Secret Lair or a Prince commander deck.

I can see the future. The gods speak to me in complete sentences.

What's a funny thing to use as a playmat that is:
1. Not annoying to use
2. Not a playmat

So the Pro Bowl is just The Disney Channel Games?

It’s helpful information to convey, but it kinda seems to be more about dominance when it actually happens.

Life pad, upside down cards, asks to see your pool after a win, only speaks to people who have earned their respect at prior events, confidently wrong about how blocking and combat works and tries to teach me like I haven’t played for 10 years and had a career in it for 7 years and also furthermore…

99% chance they’ll ask to see your pool if they beat you.

It’s always the same type of dude who plays their cards upside down at me at prerelease. I get it. New cards. It is strictly courteous. But why’s it always the same type of dude?

Thinking about decorating my home office like a Subway. Anyone know where they source their high res prints of onions being cut?

If your speakers make little buzzing sounds from GPU coil whine, use optical audio. Sweet silence.

That is incredible

Played spaceships at lunch with @alsonamedjosh.bsky.social

A few months at least. I stopped counting because that’s not gonna help anyone.

No. I literally just thought I was spending a lot of

I put my card on her account so I could treat her on stuff. It accidentally got switched.

I just thought “damn I eat a lot of money.”

THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT.

Turns out my wife’s whole office orders $150 worth of DoorDash every week on my credit card by accident. Not even mad.

I love seeing numbers in the scale I haven’t seen in a while. You look at them and think “I remember when this number broke my heart because of how far gone I was and now I’m ecstatic to be seeing it.”

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Now that I'm married, it's commander all day.