@cbuss.bsky.social
biomedical engineering PhD 👨🏼🔬 patent agent👨🏼💻 law student 📖 Ig: cbuss (he/him) NYC 🏳️🌈
Lmao Apple AI telling me I have an “important meeting” scheduled that is so obviously a scam imitation of Apple 😂😂😭😭 we are so completely fucked as a society 😭😭😭
28.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noooo don’t do it
17.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is incredible!
10.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not a whole lot of brain power at the WH these days…
09.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What, uh, what is a panican…?
09.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Officially an attorney as of about 3:45 this afternoon 🤭
09.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Money can buy happiness. If Elon Musk built a rocket and shot himself into the fucking sun that would generate massive happiness.
05.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 4469 🔁 627 💬 146 📌 23
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
05.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 43026 🔁 6214 💬 2327 📌 1310I would kms
04.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone call Bill de Blasio, Phil needs to be taken care of
02.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmao I cackled
30.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😢💔
30.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ideally like 50 or 60 more!!
30.01.2026 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 08 degrees is just far too few degrees! I need at least like 20 more
30.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not low enough! If they still have employees it’s way too high!
26.01.2026 21:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂 maybe I should try that
24.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or just ironing at all 🫠
24.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Apparently it was fundamentally incompatible with an iron
24.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Always read the care label, folks!
24.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0😵💫😵💫
23.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because they pretended to be Olympic athletes on a tv show, or…?
23.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, I will not be sharing any pictures from 2016 tyvm
17.01.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need to watch!!
14.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My discover feed has a bunch of sports stuff all of a sudden…..??? I promise you, algorithm, when I liked things that mentioned “hockey” it was not at all about the sport
11.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arrest every DHS person involved in this. Convict the shooter of murder. Impeach and remove Noem. There is no other option.
07.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😎
02.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what the pause button is for!!
02.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just rewatched them last week!
01.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MATT! You should!!!
01.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dakota Johnson truly gorgeous but entirely flat in every role like wow
26.12.2025 23:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
