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Professional Pirate/Clown Appreciator

@toastcryptid.bsky.social

Vinny. They/Them. 28. Hasn’t made art in forever. Pirate Business Owner. When faced with great opposition I will only get Worse and more Annoying.

38 Followers  |  34 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2023  |  1.9746

Latest posts by toastcryptid.bsky.social on Bluesky

45!

05.12.2024 17:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh! 45

05.12.2024 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You….

23.11.2024 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taking a Pepcid and then eating an entire pomelo right before bed. let see what wins tonight as I’m lay in bed 🫶

22.11.2024 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not my mother lying about my academic prowess on Facebook while also being friends with all my old teachers. I’m 28 we don’t need to linger (or embellish) on what my AP test scores where back in 2014 😭

21.11.2024 19:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is literally me when I don’t style my stupid little bob after a shower

21.11.2024 06:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there is no recovering from a bad bob day. like try as you might you’re still twinning with danny elfman

21.11.2024 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hot pot save me…..hot pot….save me hot pot….

20.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you JOANN’s for supporting my vision 💕🫶

18.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The toxic christmas yaoi….its real!

18.11.2024 19:11 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Took my employees to the aquarium and totally mogged in these stupid little group photos. A group slay.

16.11.2024 15:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feeling incredibly perceived

11.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keep thinking about this drawing @inkstitchez.bsky.social made of me.

11.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It would be soooooo crazy that pirate fashions becomes an EOT just in time for tariffs to absolutely decimate the economy and make small-batch import manufacturing completely busted.

10.11.2024 02:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was out with my dad and he saw me on Twitter and looked me dead in the eye and was like “you can’t be on that website anymore, and tell your friends to get off of it too”
🫡 sir yes sir!🫡

10.11.2024 01:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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