Melissa

My skull is gigantic. Every hat, hairband, showercap, eyemask has been clinging onto my giant planet skull for dear life.

I was just being a rhetorical brat. WHAT A CROCK THIS IS

Is Carol supposed to be a terrible real estate agent? Michael is clearly having a panic attack, doubled over and practically throwing up, and yet Carol is still pushing him to sign for the condo. #Theoffice

is this a joke?

Sorry, G.I. Jane is coming up on cable so I of course am thinking and reading about "The Slap".

Comedians had the WILDEST takes on this incident. What a stretch to claim Chris's joke as "Comedy" and insane for Amy to act like she was being persecuted by not being able to make this 'joke'!

i think people have been sharing their 5 star movies from the 2020s - this is mine, not ordered, just everything

My top 12 movies of the 21st century, until I change my mind tomorrow

Every single apartment should have a room designated just for us to dye our hair.

best movie

these pics from Sportsnet last night…. my good lord #bluejays

Poor Yesavage. That was an insane experiment.

1986 was 100 years ago. This is like if a new baby was born and I piped up and said but remember when I was? 😉😉😉😉😉 Jesus Christ man would you shut the fuck up about 1986 and let people have their thoughts

One of the funniest parts of the season was Vladdy's hatred of the Yankees. I miss it. David Ortiz also thank you for the laughs

I was criticizing Clement's first pitch swinging and it turns out he's the best hitter of all time or whatever ? LOOOOOOL

#BlueJays staff need to focus on proper sliding because wrecking Bo's knee was absolutely insane

Halle Berry left the project. What a queen

I will never respect any of those actors who are working with Kim K*rdashian on that show and I will actively avoid their work from now on and I will make sure to never contribute 1 cent to their work thanks and you're welcome

This feels deranged. Not all ideas are good. #BlueJays

Please tell me which #BlueJays were the angriest for my horny dreams tonight

The bullpen running in after the fact IS ALWAYS FUNNY #BlueJays

Is anyone else alarmed that they're experiencing some sort of heart attack? #BlueJays

the "let's move on" is so funny i'm sorry. the absolute confidence that everyone would then simply move on

I need the reverse of hearing ads. Permanent earplugs.

Chris Bassitt is a king #BlueJays

Dressed up as Michael Scott?

For Halloween, besides the obvious classics (The Shining, Misery, Jaws, The Birds, Psycho, etc.) here's some fun choices that adult children like me enjoy, those who can't take too much spookiness! #Letterboxd #halloween

BJORK'S HOMOGENIC ON A CURRENTLY AIRING TELEVISION PROGRAM OH MY GOD

YouTube ads are so fucking long I could shower and cook a meal during them Jesus Christ how many more billions do they need

Okay, fine. I wouldn't know that at all. Thank you for informing me.

"He's my hundy."
"It's well wobbly!"
"I drive him crackers."

They actually talk like this. That was just tonight.

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