Noodle Ninja

So, WFM guy here, I crunch call center numbers all day and advise management on performance and staffing requirements. Here are some concrete goals to keep in mind with any sort of calling campaign: 🧵

Wearing plaid today in "celebration" of the air quality by me smelling like campfire 🔥🫠🔥

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

RIP to all you skinny folk. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll wiggle for a second and then laugh at my own jiggle physics.

Still being sleepy after a full night's sleep should be illegal.

Hell yeah! Only took me *rustles paper* SIX YEARS.
Give it a listen if you got a spare uhhh, 27 hours 🫠

Me while role playing an evil korok on tumblr (dot) com: "I have friends and a mortgage and a successful career, this has *nothing* to do with the fact that I am eternally single."

I don't want to work! I want to look at fish and nap!

Get you friends you can sit in a living room with and critique random video game aquarium builds like art in a gallery.

Godspeed everyone 🙏

I had a strong vital urge to draw fierce deity link

#zelda #tloz #fiercedeity #thelegendofzelda #ゼルダの伝説

I wanted to see what he'd look like with a softer expression

#zelda #TheLegendOfZelda #ゼルダの伝説 #zelink #hylink

I will forever shamelessly be a smut enjoyer because in the era of 2025's fascist internet where you've all decided sexuality is a sin (again) being openly comfortable with it is an act of radical resistance thank you for coming to my TED talk now get out there and get to busting nuts my friends

Midna #legendofzelda

I am the most intelligent of creatures.

Something about voiced memories from totk

#Zelda #fanart #totk #tearsofthekingdom #zelink

I'm still "enjoying" the consequences of this btw.
I'm probably at the equivalent of the beginning of the 2nd movie 🫠

Selfie of me in a red tank top holding up a brick spray-painted in rainbow colors with an unhinged smile on my face.

Happy Pride Month!
Here's a selfie from a few years ago in celebration.

Ask me about my fish drama.

midna

I constantly think about this post whenever someone asks if they're overstepping when I talk to them/they ask me something else it makes me laugh so hard

VERY fresh guppy babies (made it past their first afternoon, we'll see if they make it past the night).

Fish update ♡

(But "Cranberryfest" with MomNinja and the cool Aunt who used to raise dairy cows!)

Of course its a weekend I already have plans! (I'm still considering it)

Midwest culture is driving to the grocery store, hearing a tornado WARNING on the radio, and noticing people going outside to watch the storm.

I vacuumed up EIGHT different spiders this morning (so brave).

It froze once I got close enough so I had time to get the angle right 😁

Opposum on the fence by my front door.

Here's a pic of just the critter before I had to shoo it away a 2nd time.

Selfie with a broom and the opposum that was in my garage.

Got it out of my garage, took this selfie and then shooed it away from my front door.