dumbass @existentialjed - Bluesky Profile

“men used to go to war”
lady, i am at war with myself every second of every day

30.12.2024 00:42 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

hard

21.12.2024 22:34 — 👍 126 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 1

instead of setting a realistic alarm for the morning i like to set several unrealistic alarms so that i can start my day frustrated and hating myself just as Our Good Lord intended

22.12.2024 17:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Closeup of small black dog’s face

Number 1 goose fan

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21.12.2024 19:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

still not sure about this place; still can’t post videos so what am i supposed to do with my slutty little guitar videos

21.12.2024 14:57 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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it’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this

12.12.2024 15:15 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

if ur wondering what to get me for Christmas I’m a size XL in attention

20.12.2024 17:06 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

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the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

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can you dm me on twitter please? @adequatelyjed

29.12.2023 18:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i wear glasses now

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some of u r famous

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Photo of three cats in a Mediterranean-looking village with walls painted light blue. One orange/white tabby is in the foreground (labeled “me”); one brown/white tabby is in a window arch (labeled “my friend who reskeets me”; the third cat, a fully orange tabby is on the far right (labeled “my other friend who reskeets me”). Photo found on Instagram, words supplied by me

🎶 ya gotta have ,, friends 🎶

14.08.2023 05:20 — 👍 157 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 1

i saw two shooting stars tonight :)

15.08.2023 05:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have new music out at midnight :))
please pre-save if you use spotify!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/chandlersturgeonandvarunshah/bucolic/?fbclid=PAAaY9t2IeTlMMrQUxvprz3dR3XWfUUl8FNxErjw9eH4OUbeiGD9IhYyVC6Bs_aem_ATgfk0dJB53l7I_HnMu9nqvO8LA3MIF0AZevfVV3REeUni6WpfcWXC7mgeh_rwIFYr0

15.08.2023 01:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pussy posting

31.07.2023 04:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is your infrequent reminder that i compose music and have a couple somewhat recent releases, a huge back catalogue, and new stuff on the way

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5HmmO68TqPTvNoeft8laqZ?si=yVYYrFZFTgG_oMg6FcVuww

24.07.2023 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i feel like i could find better ways to spend billions of dollars like developing a luxury cowboy hat brand for bunnies or something

24.07.2023 16:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

does anyone know of anybody in need of a code? i tweeted about having one and nobody bit so i figured i’d ask here

22.07.2023 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0