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four-color pixel art in oranges and darker reds, shoulder up portrait of a surprised Frank / Danny DeVito wearing dark-rimmed glasses

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12.12.2025 08:06 — 👍 219 🔁 55 💬 7 📌 1

sorry i only remembered Canada

12.12.2025 06:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah that’s about right. you don’t even get in the door without like $150

12.12.2025 05:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

correct!

12.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how much do you think a set of four (4) strings for an upright bass cost? only answer if you don’t actually know

12.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

oh shit are you still here? damn. fuck off

12.12.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

like who fucking cares,

12.12.2025 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when you forget Canada exists

11.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this frickin dork i swear to god

11.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

unreal rekkanize unreal

11.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pic of a comic, people at the beach and there’s a girl in the foreground thinking “what’s WRONG with me? don’t the boys think of me as anything more than a — a GAG MACHINE? don’t they realize that i have a HEART as well as a FUNNY BONE?”

11.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 41 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1

that’s culture for ya 🤷🏻‍♂️

11.12.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

mon dieu

11.12.2025 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Food Court? so what, instead of a judge it’s fudge? instead of a jury it’s a McFlurry? instead of a bailiff it’s ..banana? instead of a lawyer it’s a layer? cake? layer cake?

24.06.2025 20:04 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

instead of judge’s robes it’s garlic lobes. lobes of garlic is that a thing

11.12.2025 17:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

here’s 1 billion dollars for you and in exchange, i get to give you control over my very valuable & beloved intellectual property. do we have a deal

11.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the ultimate animal

11.12.2025 08:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Sadness comes for us all

11.12.2025 06:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i feel like most of the very funny people are queer 🤷🏻‍♂️

11.12.2025 05:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

got your hopes up did i?

11.12.2025 05:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i like my coffee how i like my men

actually women

11.12.2025 05:22 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

santa has a good list, a naughty list, and a shit list

11.12.2025 03:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was doing construction some years ago and i made a weird joke and this one guy was like “ahahaa! that’s so hilarious! you’re just like me, i also make crazy weird jokes that make people say ‘huh???’ hell yeah”

guess how many crazy weird jokes that guy went on to make

11.12.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

those lil motherfuckers are TASTYYY

10.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they call me The Diplodocus for 2 reasons:

1.) because i eat a lot o’ puss

2.) because it turns out i never actually existed

02.10.2024 22:04 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

“black people are above reproach” is just repackaged racism my silly little friend

10.12.2025 22:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ya burnt

10.12.2025 22:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👍

10.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the reason is your rancid opinions 👍

10.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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