fatty pinner etc

setting up an internet jammer outside the thrift store before i go in

issues & facts such as “what if kamala was extremely different, what then” ?

let’s be real here guys, if a squirrel had wings, and feathers instead of fur, and a bird beak instead of a squirrel mouth, and laid bird eggs instead of giving birth to live squirrel young, i bet you’d probably be like “this bird is a squirrel” wouldn’t you? wouldn’t you?

😲

No! No!!

to gnaw on

they could be thrown clear over the shoulder if i recall correctly

photo of my dog Poppy! taken using an iphone in portrait mode, so her face is in focus but everything else is slightly out of focus. she is using her cuteness power to achieve a bite of pizza, i’m not sure if it worked but i wouldn’t be surprised

the pizza wanter

scrape off the regolith, put it in a big oven, get helium-3, fly rocket ships, uhhhh yeah

(source: a book written in the late 90s that i read over a decade ago)

i’m fine with putting a reactor on the moon, i think doing stuff on the moon is cool & whimsical, but just… what happens to the moon electricity that gets generated? what do we plug in? my vote is robot miners

i present to you all the worst grindr pfp i have ever seen in my life

(to the tune of Belle & Sebastian’s The Boy With The Arab Strap, 1998)

that’s so many Door. too many imo

oh weird i thought it was inevitable. woven into Time’s unchangeable tapestry

wish you the best, you’re a swell person

oh word?

my buddy wrote a country song called Highway Crawler about driving many hours to play gigs. Subaru Cowboy is even better imo

you could prolly make one for every province

and here i thought long drives for gigs was only for us dummies who live in the west

ha ha wow, making me look like a slouch. whereish do you live?

wow, my five were spread over two days, five in one day is intense

i also had a good gig weekend. was supposed to play 6 times at a festival but a lightning storm caused the festival to be temporarily evacuated which cancelled my 6th set, which, oh well

i wish the modes had normal names

i like this part of it actually

it’s like a jigsaw puzzle where the pieces actually fit together a bunch of different ways depending on how your brain works

hey everyone SHUT UP this fucking person is dropping illformed opinion BOMBS on the tl

you missed my reply? the one you’re replying to?

very normal and cool to come back after 17 days my man

it is a box on wheels with handles that says CATERTRON 3000 on the side, i think it has sound gear in it

Catertron 3000, ATTACK!

[Catertron 3000 starts pelting you with plates of chicken caesar wraps OR veggie option]

oh man

alright wrap it up guys that’s enough