frighty pinner

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

making payments on hot chip

just informed my wife that the area around my butthole is called “Greater Butthole” and she said “i thought that was your mom’s name”

gn

they’ll just let anyone post on here. even stupid idiots

put your lips up to it

the sexy version

what a time to be alive

oh yeah i guess that part was slightly a bit

wait. you’re asking if it’s a bit that i just found out?

my friend? no it isn’t

just informed my wife that the area around my butthole is called “Greater Butthole” and she said “i thought that was your mom’s name”

the singer of Rhye is a dude??!??!? a canadian dude??!?!???!?!

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

i have a friend who’s 6’8 but he is proportional, whereas i look like if you put a 5’8 guy into a stretching device. i.e. freakish

i am this exact height. but i say 6’2 so that people who are actually 6’2 will get confused

wrong. he killed someone in Reno and also he was named Sue

hi guys, i’m 15 years old and i write articles about musicians who were born in a different millennium

Malice in Blunderland

YouTube video by Betamax King Lotto 649 Winning Numbers Draw May 17th, 1986

Currently Binge Watching.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VH1...

more of this type of posting please

when i was 36 i started doing a selfie-a-day thing, im 44 now. if we’re all still around in 2 years ill show you the 10-year time lapse. watch! an extremely late bloomer get more and more handsome

pshhh of course my man is handsome

sure you bet! how about
“Fuckstick Avenue”
“Shitface Lane”
“Exploding Neck Frontage”

Girl are you a senate hearing? Cause I’m feelin’ summons in mah pants

girls love it when and my axe

girls love it when you’re thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread

holy shit! they don’t call you The Trick Namer for nothing!

anyways, my suggestion would be to call this Trick #7220 and take the rest of the day off. you’ve earned it

crazy how every day someone is like “i need to tell bluesky how willing i am to throw marginalized groups of people into the wood chipper. im happy to do it” bonus points if they use the phrase “purity test”

i guess number 1? unless you’ve already invented skateboard trick names before this one