My niece and I baked Valentines Day butts!

To be fair it’s quite difficult to read something you’re wiping your ass with.

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Lies and deceit!

As pointed out throughout his film career, no one is willing to pay to see Rob Schneider. It seems like a moot tariff.

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I wish I could get an advance on that happiness. The world has me in happiness bankruptcy court.

As the whitest white guy to ever white in rural PA I love every version of tacos but I’m firmly in the “Fuck ICE” camp.

So Five Guys?

Correct me if I’m wrong but this is a huge present to corporations in that they basically get to double dip, right? They increased the price to the consumer so they don’t take the losses but if they get refunded they’re essentially getting paid again for the same thing they charged the consumer?

I think if it were me I’d end up accidentally saying something like, “Get your butt over here so I can eat it.“

Made steak fajitas tonight. I marinated the steak, baked the tortillas, etc.

I honestly think it’s one of the best things I’ve ever made so of course my 19 year old nephew (that survives off chicken tenders and pizza bagels) thought they were just alright.

What happens if you invite both Brak and @gailsimone.bsky.social to the same con? Are we talking like “crossing the streams” level total protonic reversal or is it more like feeding a mogwai after midnight level of insanity?

This past decade or so has been pretty miserable for me. I assumed it was my fellow countrymen demonizing intelligence and cheerleading idiocy and incompetence while we slid into fascism.

I never could have imagined I was simply missing Brak in my life. I should have realized sooner!

I owe @commandersterling.bsky.social a huge debt of gratitude for introducing me to Two Point Museum. This goddamn game has consumed so much of my free time and I’m willingly feeding it more. Not something I’d have usually sought out on my own and I absolutely would have missed out. Thank you.

Gail has Alexa at knifepoint in the other room.

Follow up thought: the series needs significantly more Tig Notaro.

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I have mixed feelings about Starfleet Academy.

I like most of the characters, but I don’t really feel like I’m clicking with the series. Maybe I’m just too old and cranky?

As Lura Thok put it, “I require significantly less cheerfulness in my final moments”

I mostly just post on formerly-Twitter to take a piss on Musk or MAGA. It’s basically venting for me.

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“The Shadow nose.“

They’re called packles there. You pick a packle.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Fuck ICE.

Come at me, bitches.

I’m very bad at knowing when to stop. Last time I went I was up about $600 playing Blackjack and slowly but surely that whittled down to me being negative $100. I haven’t been back since. I learned that day I have no self control.

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Been meaning to watch Predator: Badlands and I finally got to with it coming to Disney+.

The amount of charm, humor, and heart they managed to cram into it is a goddamn marvel. I loved it.

I’m single this Valentine’s Day. Can the puppet reassure me? Maybe share a kickass panini recipe or something?

Wait, what are people being toxic about with The Pitt!?

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So you think he’ll be crushed by a helicopter?

Goddammit. The Pitt got me bawling with Dr Robby recounting Louie’s history. Such a good show.

Anyone else worried about Dana?

As she continues ignoring them.

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Sometimes you go too far, Gail