Apple Bottom Gene

I hate the news, and I hate someone that sings too well at karaoke

Some dude always trying to play devils advocate

As a treat doghouse will throw in one tot with your fries

Old dudes always like “just giving you a hard time”

I’ll tell you one thing, I don’t like Lerner, and I don’t like Rowe

I’m buying my girl tear away pants next valentines

Do you think the tall basketball players grab the short basketball players by the legs and shake the change out their pockets

I know Burger King saves money by only serving the ends of the tomato

Does it give you the ick when your dude talks to the dog in a baby voice