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To the MAGA Christians who won’t let a woman get rid of a zygote or embryo, would you let Donald Trump rape it?

God is not a tyrant because he hasn’t killed me even though I don’t believe he killed his son for me? That doesn’t mean he’s not a tyrant. It means he’s a tyrant and you’re a sociopath.

I didn’t say they’re scared. I said I make them feel insecure about their lack of education. They’re just too dumb to know the difference between feeling insecure and being scared.

“God always uses flawed people.”

EXTREMELY pathetic defense from Trump supporting Christians. God wants you to support a grifter who doesn’t respect anyone but himself, grabs women by the pussy, and enjoys raping children in his spare time? You sure God’s a scumbag. No chance that’s just you?

When I type in penis or cock or dick, eggplant should show up. They know what the fuck we’re using it for, why do we have to type in eggplant?

It looks like following me will either turn you into a tortoise or give you Tourette’s. If that’s true, you may not want to follow me. 🐢🤬

Donald Trump loves the poorly educated because he’s powerless without them. Educate yourselves, empower us.

Don’t rape kids definitely should’ve been in the 10 Commandments. Or even just don’t rape anybody.

There are millions of people who look up to Donald Trump. Are you kidding me? I can’t even. I know that’s not full sentence. I just can’t even.

They keep calling me a gay demon. And I’m not gonna hate on the sexy cleavage, but that means very little to me because I can see the cross and the way they speak. I’m not a gay demon, I’m a sapiosexual demon. 😈

Stop with this “God is love" crap.

God is a concept. Usually some sort of superhuman entity that created the universe and/or has control over humanity and the rest of nature.

Love is a word we use to describe a deep feeling of affection. Love is love. 💕

See how angry Donald Trump gets when the Supreme Court of the United States doesn’t agree with him? That’s because Donald Trump loves Donald Trump, he doesn’t love America.

Yeah, but I was just joking.

They’re not bad, they’re just not for everyone. I’ve got plenty of them in different area codes, area codes.

Not true. If your God isn’t real, then billions of people have squandered their own lives while subjugating and killing innocent human beings simply because they didn’t believe in the same myth.

I know a lot of Bible believers who aren’t OK with gay marriage because of a verse in Leviticus. But I don’t know a single Bible believer who has a problem with other people who wear clothing made of mixed fabrics, even though there’s a verse in Leviticus.

*prey 🙏🏼

EVERY KNEE SHALL BOW AND EVERY TONGUE SHALL CONFESS! PHYSICS AND LINGUISTICS FOR EVERYONE!

*If science communicators posted like evangelical Christians

Why do Americans think Jesus loves them more than everyone else? I don’t believe in Jesus. But according to the story, I don’t think he’d be xenophobic.

If Adam chose celibacy he would’ve ended the entire experiment. Think Christian, think.

Every single day I mock the Abrahamic religions and believers pray for my downfall. Prayer doesn’t work. If prayer worked I’d be dead.

What happens if Matt Gaetz shows up to your Ash Wednesday? Do churches keep backup ashes in case they run out?

Dear Trump loving Christians,

Trump said he didn’t respect former prisoner of war John McCain because he only likes people who weren’t captured. Jesus was captured.

It’s a good thing Richard Simmons wasn’t alive to witness that Kid Rock and RFK workout video. Definitely would’ve been too gay for him.

If you think of God as a man, can he choose to become a woman? Of course. And we’re made in his image, right? If prayer can move mountains then we can manage a mastectomy. They’re just mini mountains.

Some people don’t think of Donald Trump as fit to be the president of the United States. I don’t think he’s fit to be a citizen.

God has just been sitting back and watching these monsters sexually abuse children in hopes that one day the government will bring them down? But if not, he’ll eventually step up and stop all the rape? They make this God sound like a monster. Who would worship that? 🤯

Trans community 🏳️‍⚧️ > Transubstantion believing Transformer performers ✝️

I’m super noisy. I wonder if that’s why I’m not a creationist.

To the cast of Bloodline on Netflix, let’s do it! Always wanted to hang with @johnleguizamo.bsky.social! Kyle Chandler seems like a chill dude and I’m a huge fan of Ben Mendelsohn’s work. Who wouldn’t wanna meet Sissy Spacek? And Linda Cardellini knows we’ve been flirting in my head for 25 years. 🩸