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Remember when Donald Trump was talking about John McCain and said he likes people who weren’t captured? Jesus was captured.

Facts in feminism:

Sargon of Akkad is known as the first conquer to rule over an empire. BUT his daughter, Enheduanna, is the first known poet in human history. (2,330 BCE) His empires fell, her poetry lives on.

Jesus would’ve walked on water to help an immigrant. But when it’s time to stand up to ICE, his followers seem to freeze.

A Christian who voted for Trump even though they think he worships the devil and his plan is to get people to hate Christians? Smart vote.

Your religion says homosexuality isn’t natural? That’s not true, homosexuality is definitely natural. But do you know what isn’t natural? The supernatural.

If Charlie Kirk sees Black people in heaven will he assume they’re DEI angels? I’m just joking, he ain’t in heaven.

I’m not from Minneapolis. #ChristianLove

How can I be a decent person without believing in Jesus? The way you can be a decent person without believing in unicorns. Just like that.

“The only dude who even comes close to my dead husband is this dude who I’m about to make out with.”

— Erika Kirk (loosely paraphrased)

As a huge defender of the Bible, Erika Kirk already has her planned defense for the JD Vance situation…

“You’re interpreting it wrong and you’re taking it out of context!”

And this was literally about me after she blocked me for this…

I refuse to disagree with you silently. The only reason your religion is so powerful is because we’ve been disagreeing with you silently for so long. No more.

You’ve never seen a widow as happy as Erika Kirk? I guess that’s the power of Christ!

*sarcasm font

Sometimes it’s the platform, sometimes it’s the algorithms. But I’m glad this one went off over there as well.

You’re all just a bunch of haters. You’d be lucky to have someone who looks at you the way Charlie Kirk’s widow looks at Usha Vance’s husband!

Republicans aren’t Antifa, they’re just anti-fact.

Why is Erika Kirk wearing leather pants on stage? Is she not allowed to wear mixed fabrics?

“I put my hands up on your hip. When I grift, you grift, we grift.”

— JD Vance and Erika Kirk

When they were hungry, Jesus fed 5,000 of his people with just 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. When they were hungry, God gave his people mana from heaven. When they were hungry, Trump took away their SNAP benefits.

The only thing Joe Rogan has ever seemed to known is that he doesn’t know what he believes in. I think he believes in opportunity.

Are conservative Christians more afraid of God, the devil, or confident women?

The same reason I should have masturbation rights when rape is still a crime. My body, my choice.

The vast majority of Satanists are also atheists. They just didn’t want to know. 😈

Caving to our desires is human, not demonic. And sometimes those desires are to fuck. 😈

Take your homophobia and flush it. 💩🚽

Dear Christians,

Think about how much you need Muhammad, the Buddha, Lord Vishnu, Huītzilōpōchtli, Zeus, Osiris, Krishna, and Ahura Mazda. That’s exactly how much I need Jesus.

Dear Christian nationalists,

Bad Bunny is much more of an American than the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny is from Germany.

If homophobia was inherent to Christianity, most Christians would be homophobes. But they’re not, only the assholes are. Because religion isn’t the reason, it’s the excuse.

I know Trump has never read a Bible, but do you think he’d ever read a Trump Bible?

The Christian Trump supporters have no problem coming up with ridiculous excuses for everything Trump does. Because it’s the same thing they do for their other god.