Rab Ropes 🐋

I've had the same phone number for two decades. Why do I still close my eyes to recite it?

smart choice. It's nigh unescapable on this side the pond

Why am, I suddenly seeing an influx of right wing/pro-trump posters in my Discover feed? I neither engage with nor click-on anything of this sort. They're all catching a Block

If you see this, QTP with a sequel that really hits!
#gaming #promosky #gamesky

One of the best soundtracks of any game I've played

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Wag the dog. Right on cue - Operation Southern Spear

JD got more versions than Windows

Gaslighting masterclass i guess 🤷‍♂️

This is sticking with me like a splinter you can't find.

It's demonstrably false and wildly inappropriate.

Maybe look at the 💥ers that pulled the ladder up when they reached the "American dream" dais. You know, the ones telling us to work harder, complain less, and stop drinking our fancy coffe

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This makes me laugh every time I see it

time to update the team:

Hippowdon
Meganium
Aurorus
Archaludon
Basculegion
Umbreon

I'm kinda dino-heavy

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Plan for the day:

Same, but you got this. sending positive vibes ✨️

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like this dude

You can tell a lot about a person based on which Nyquil they buy (i'm silently judging you red Nyquillers)

We're still only here with the Trumpstein files. You think this is bad? (it is)

Kung Lao or Reptile

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Sometimes a gif can do all the talking for ya

I don't often mess something up at work but, damn, it fucks with me when I do. I hate feeling like I've failed 😞

I had never heard this before watching The Life Aquatic. Love this one

No, Google News, i do not want to read about Hitler's micropenis or LeAnn Rimes' teeth falling out

I can remember my grandmother telling me 30+ years ago, "Don't believe anything you hear and half of what you see."

Now it's more like "don't believe anything at all"

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tfw you realize you'd likely thrive on bread/water rations in solitary confinement lol

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

1. NUFC
2. Thunderstorms
3. Baguettes
4. Goats
5. Root vegetables
6. 80F weather
7. Batman
8. A good, long book
9. Solitude and quiet
10. Water

Now watch me whip
Now watch me nēnē

(absolutely beautiful birds btw)

It baffles that no one in the room ever says "that was not an answer"

I love seeing all the pictures of the aurora. It always makes me think of Robert William Service's "The Cremation of Sam McGee":

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Yes, I who am not a scientist, should argue with actual scientists that objective facts they have spent years verifying are incorrect.