Half Matt Half Biscuit

At this point I'm beginning to think Gotham City was a training manual for the West.

Space One. Not the Pro, as they don't review as well, despite the extra price. I've also got a Soundcore speaker, so them all using the same app is really neat.

And I don't work for them, but they can give me free stuff if they like 😂

Not in Plymouth they don't 😂

What is it with this cuck that he thinks people should be grateful all the time? It's always something with this twat.

Julla @JuliaHass I just learned that elephants think humans are cute the way humans think puppies are cute (the same part of the brain lights up when they see us) so pack it in, nothing else this pure and good is happening today.

In January, if we're being picky.

It's just way too obvious, forced and safe.

Can’t believe you forgot about Dre.

Soundcore for me. Pair for the gym and a better pair for the home.

The only Beats I owned were €9.80 from a Spanish tourist tat shop. They weren't even that bad.

It's Henry-esque.

That's an incredible outfit, as well.

OMG, did you see this one on socials? Wholesome. I liked Wojiech as a character.

If they're in the space force, won't the lack of gravity make that irrelevant after a certain altitude?

Well, anyone arsey enough about the flag should be displaying it correctly, no?

An artpiece that looks suspiciously like a puckered anus.

Opposition fans when Arsenal get a late corner.

#Arsenal

I unlocked that one this morning before work. Probably my favourite A80 in a game since the 3000GT in Gran Turismo 2.

Mind the pearly gates, Hyacinth. RIP.

Rice, Gabriel and Saka for me. Odegaard is not an all-timer like Cazorla, who we almost certainly will remember fondly for at least another ten years.

Creeping round Nosferatu style 😂

Hope it was as amazing as I expect it to be. I played Amnesiac earlier whilst creeping around my house with the lights off.

Brilliant situational awareness to work out that it'll come off the post and be ripe for a flick. Harder than he made it look, I'd say.

Two clean sheets, to boot.

My Brabantia uses a Size M.

Long time since I've fit in a Size M.

Now we're talking. Could wear them in mullet fashion, one pair strapped to the front and the party pair at the back.

Oh, can you imagine!

That's even more salacious than my school trip to Spain when the rumour went around that the TA visited the teacher 😂

I can go for that. Sensible slacks in the morning and sparkly eff-off flares after lunch.

As a balding man, I'd rue such a day in my workplace 😂

So current, it's removed from the front of your stadium already. That Spurs?

That's the Ode we know and love.

This is shit.

Well, not literally in this case.