No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

Finally saw The Wild Robot…

I will be emotionally drained for the foreseeable future

“still punk as fuck,” i whisper as i look up yet another turn of phrase on urban dictionary

Thinking about the time my ex fought with me that the Super Bowl was scripted because she couldn’t understand that before the game they make champions merch for both teams and only hand out the ones for the winners

wish i could be more of a whore tbh

I don’t know who they are, but if they didn’t like you then these hands would be rated E for Everyone

I’ve only heard bad things, but here we go

South Korean authorities have arrived at the residence of suspended recently impeached president to serve him an arrest warrant for his insane declaration of martial law last month

Must be nice to have rule of law

perfect night to rob santa’s house

I have a new song coming out next month!

Was doing “hear me outs” with friends and I have to speak my truth…

Kovu from The Lion King II isn’t that hot

Personally I want the IRS in churches regardless

This is America being great?

It took 9 years for this layup of a fix to happen…

For longer than I’ll admit I thought this was about Santa and was like “he did what?!?!”

Literally anything by Imagine Dragons or U2

Luigi Mangione is a JK Rowling ass name